Mike Posner seems like such a sweet little fucker. One look at that precious face, and you just KNOW he lives by the golden rule “You gotta lick it before you stick it”. OOH HONEY! And I bet he could play your pussy like a banjo. Just picture those fingers strumming away on your man-clit like it ain’t no thang but a chicken wing. You can practically FEEL him probing your buttons like a ratchet ass ho, whispering in your ear that he doesn’t usually do things like this. That’s a true player right there, and he could GET it upside-down, right-side up and from angles they haven’t even DISCOVERED yet in geometry. You know Ms. Boulangerié Knowles would be bouncing this supreme royal cunt up, down and all-around on that DICK like:
YASSSS! He could just shoot a smile in my direction, and my panties would be melting OFF… Also, I am feeling his new single “The Way It Used To Be”, and by feeling it, I mean feeling MYSELF while listening to it and thinking about Mike Posner suffocating me with those pretty ass cheeks, all while his scrotum friends are chilling up on my nose like “HAAAAY GURL”.
Don’t even FRONT like a bitch! You know you’re thinking the same damn thing.
Grab your DICKS, lube your holes and listen to “The Way It Used To Be” below:
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terrible song
“Pussy”. “Man-clit”. No matter how hot the guy is, my boner can’t recover from seeing those terms used.
Sounds kind of like it should have been a Pet Shop Boys song.
Sorry! I had to leave those words in the post. The last time I tried to edit Boulangerié, she threatened to set my computer on fire.
Sorry, i was mesmerized by Johnny Rapid taking dick, was there something else happening here?
Seriously. Wasn’t there a blog post here a long time ago about how much people hated the term “boy pussy” or “man pussy?” Then each of these posts are littered with them being used. It’s gross.
I really gotta pay attention to who posts now, so I can avoid giving her that added view as if I enjoy reading that tripe. xP
Va-guy-na?
One look at that precious face, and you just KNOW he lives by the golden rule “You gotta lick it before you stick it”.
Dewitt (I mean BOULANGERIE) is freaking brilliant! This review makes me want to strum away on Dewitt’s dick like it ain’t no thang but a chicken wing.
Mike Posner is hot, but his music is terrible as he is hot.