Because there’s gay guys in Speedos dancing behind her. That’s the only reason. When there’s pop culture fodder featuring dudes go-go dancing in very little, Manhunt Daily is there. Oh, how we wish we weren’t sometimes. Here’s professional mess Patricia Krentcil, aka Tan Mom. Ever since she got pinched for allegedly taking her then 5-year-old daughter (this bitch actually has kids) into a tanning bed with her, she’s become one of those “reality” figures who somehow makes a big name for herself for doing something fucking ridiculous. Since then, she’s become a sort of fixture on the NYC gay scene? Which one of you dumb bitches is trying to elevate her to new heights? She recently announced that she’ll be appearing in a gay porno, and TMZ put her new “music” video up today. It’s freakish and scary, but what if it’s really art? What if it’s reflecting society back on itself?!? Maybe there’s a lesson to be learned from “I’m Tan Mom”. I don’t know what it is, but I’m taking a screenshot of Tan Mom’s mug in the sun and it’s so ending up as my Facebook cover page photo.
Watch “I’m Tan Mom” below. You don’t have to if you don’t want to. There’s some bulges and stuff, and some dude rubs lotion on his chest. But you’re going to be too distracted by this crispy hyena to appreciate it.
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No thanks, I am not going to help promote this idiot
Reminds me of Tim and Eric awesome show great job.
Good song, I love Tan Mom, she’s also in the newest Lucas Entertaintment film
Here is a version in higher quality
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq_Cv4tdu70
that was pretty awful, but at least she stopped tanning like that. i wonder why she still calls herself tan mom though?
She really freaks me out. And yet I can’t look away either.
Wow. Such a powerful message for us! Thanks tan mom for comparing yourself to the other “moms”, judging them to be inferior and then declaring yourself to be the “cool one” (who doesn’t want to be judged). The real juice goes down at 2:13. Let me just share it to emphasize its power. “Don’t judge me. Don’t make a deal. Don’t make a deal because I am saying it to you. I am saying it to you. Let it be what it is because it’s tan mom, bitch.” Wow. Words to live by. I think. What the hell does that even mean?
Now how the hell do I wash the image of that entire video out of my brain? Maybe I’ll go lay in the sun and burn it out. DON’T JUDGE ME!
The funny thing? You just made me want to watch this video.
WHY WOULD I WANT TO SEE THAT IN HIGHER QUALITY!?!?!
See! I told you it is a powerful (allbeit hypocritical and mostly confusing, a tad disorienting, somewhat disturbing, completely laughable and totally nonsensical) message and now it has worked its magic on you Dewitt. It’s tan mom, BITCH!