You might be a redneck.

I set up the first part of this one yesterday afternoon, and this episode really just gets better. In this episode, Brandon Evans is back, and shooting cans in a field with Jeff Powers. I know I saw the outline of a phone in one of their pants in the previous episode, so I question their choices for entertainment out here in the ‘country,’ but the can shooting thing is pretty authentic, from what I remember about childhood:

When Jeff Powers and Brandon Evans get bored at the trailer park, they decide to go shoot some cans out in the field. This wasn’t enough to suppress the boredom, so Jeff buries his massive uncut cock inside Brandon’s pretty mouth, and starts throat-fucking him. Brandon’s so good at sucking his big dick that Jeff rips off his jeans and starts banging him bareback on a tree stump. These two look so hot fucking each other that you’ll want to play this scene on repeat.

That’s an ok remedy for boredom. But that rock doesn’t look even a little bit like a comfortable place to get plowed, however exciting it might be to fuck in a field. Maybe you find some grass or a leaf pile or a bale of hay or something. Idk, man.