If You Want My Cum, Please Take Off Your Fucking Sunglasses!

A wise person once said that “the eyes are the nipples of the face”. That’s why I hate it so damn much when people wear sunglasses in their Manhunt profile pictures. I mean, look, there’s a time and place for a pair of shades—a sunny day at the beach, when you have a hangover or when you’re running around in your underwear pretending to be Tom Cruise in Risky Business.

That place, however, is not your online dating or hook-up profile.

I’m willing to make exceptions for guys who have one (or more) clear face pictures available where they’re showing their eyeballs like a normal human being. In that case, it’s my hope that the shot with sunglasses shows me something the other pictures don’t. Maybe it’s the only one where he’s shirtless, maybe he’s completely naked with a throbbing boner, or maybe he’s smiling like an idiot, in a perfectly charming sort of way. And even if that’s not the case, it’s not the end of the world. I’ll survive if I see eyeballs (or at least really nice nipples).

This weirdly specific tirade against sunglasses isn’t meant to offend or call out any of the Manhunt members listed below. If anything, they render my argument and invalid and completely useless, since I’d probably suck off half of them without seeing more than what’s shown here. Oh well.

– Dewitt

Click any name or picture below to see more of each guy:

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MikeNYC81:

MikeNYC81

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busted_good:

busted_good

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sieskeyo:

sieskeyo

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ChaserMg:

ChaserMg

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Columbianlion:

Columbianlion

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f_mastrandea87:

f_mastrandea87

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felipesevilla:

felipesevilla

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HABEN40:

HABEN40

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ivan55555:

ivan55555

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GM1986:

GM1986

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jcramos:

jcramos

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blicero:

blicero

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le_libertin:

le_libertin

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MALOTE71:

MALOTE71

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man_vzla_25:

man_vzla_25

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manolegal2011:

manolegal2011

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Mr_Carl:

Mr_Carl

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N1E2R3D:

N1E2R3D

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RazorChild:

RazorChild

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RisMa82:

RisMa82

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see347:

see347

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xandlerito:

xandlerito

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16 thoughts on “If You Want My Cum, Please Take Off Your Fucking Sunglasses!

  1. For me it depends…the guys who chose a shot where they are lounging by the pool or at the beach, well it makes perfect sense. But 1/2 the pics are just guys doing strange “poses” with shades on and those pics really tell me very little about the person other than they like pose.

  2. I would suck off every single one! I can’t see their eyes anyway when my face is buried in their crotch.

  3. Indeed… I accidentally became one of “those guys” because I was hiking and legitimately protecting my eyes, and when I saw my profile on crApps, where you only get one public photo, I put a stop to myself immediately…

    Your profile is how you present yourself to the world. If you’re just casually wearing something that covers half your face, it’s not your best presentation. If you’re indoors, and you’re wearing dark glasses and a hat, you might as well be wearing a Nixon mask and robbing a bank. You may think it looks hot, but it also looks very closeted.

    Of course, if that’s your goal… probably better wear something to cover up that tattoo that says your name in Chinese-y characters too.

  4. I would rather see a guy with sunglasses on than squinting eyes in the sunlight. I agree that it’s better when a clear face picture is included, but sunglasses don’t offend me on a profile picture.

  5. For me when I first meet a guy, I first notice his eyes. I guess it’s because I have a weakness for guys with dark hair & blue eyes. It’s a striking contrast that’s always got me. I don’t mind if the sunglasses pic is in your list of photos. Especially if you are outside in it. But I think a good clear shot of your face is the best first impression.

  6. I love to fish and sure would enjoy Mr Cart as a fishing buddy. We could do more than just fish

  7. hey i got sunnies pics hehe…………..not as hot i guess its why i didnt make list lol ah well i still love my sunnies too hehe

  8. hehe, what about you wearing sunglasses??? does the same apply?? i would HOPE not, I only use them when I am at work, or out in the sun for the most part, pictures with them should be a few but not every shot

  9. At least they aren’t wearing the pastel framed glasses that make them look like 10 year olds.

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