My name is Dewitt, and I would stick Solange Knowles‘ penis in my butt (if she had one). It has recently come to my attention that my devotion to the other Knowles sister exceeds the inappropriate fandom of Boulangerié Knowles, Gay Evan, Gay Skylar, Gay Duncan or anyone else who gets hired to write for Manhunt Daily by licking someone’s balls or performing a wide array of sexual favors.
The flaw-free indie R&B diva released a new music video for her track “Lovers In The Parking Lot”, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that I had seventeen orgasms within the duration of the 4:29 minute clip. We haven’t seen solitary dancing this brilliant since Robyn‘s “Call Your Girlfriend“, and can we talk about those glowing shoe laces? I want them. No, scratch that! I need them in my life.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Michael Craft
Watch the music video for “Lovers In The Parking Lot” below:
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Looks like a tranny.
sounds like a Mariah song… undecided if that’s good or bad. I don’t mind it… I think she’s a bit more cutting edge than her more famous sister, though.
Don’t know what to think of this…Seems pretty generic
I wonder if her boyfriend directed this video? If so its really bad compared to Beyonce’s video for Party that he also directed.
Fantastic song, really weird video.
LOVE the glowing shoe laces!! Can we get them? Are there any other colours?
With regards to the song – real good, peculiar video, but I sort of like what they did there.
She’s definitely more cutting edge than Beyonce. Don’t get me wrong, Beyonce is a force of nature but Solange is a fucking constellation.