Ian Somerhalder Makes Me Want To Lick My Own Taint

We have no idea where these pictures of Ian Somerhalder came from, but they’re somehow sexier than that time he got completely naked. His eyes are looking particularly stunning in these shots. Is he wearing guy-liner or something? Because if so, he can get away with it.

Of course, we didn’t spend much time looking at his eyes once we noticed that little bit of hair peeking out from his waistband. How badly do you want to unbutton his fly and throw his dick in your mouth? Who would even care if the whole damn beach were watching? Hell, I’m sure they’d enjoy the free show!

– Dewitt

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28 thoughts on “Ian Somerhalder Makes Me Want To Lick My Own Taint

  1. the WORST thing the LOST producers ever did was kill Boone off early on.

    rule #1 should be — never kill off the eye candy!

    i looooooooooove ian.

  2. @Dewitt: Thanks for posting the hot pics of Ian, but could you fix the links for the other pics? I try to enlarge them, but it always ends up being the same picture: the first one.

  3. He’s hot in all the pics but especially hot in the one without the hat. Damn! Also, that does look like a very nice cock he’s got going on there in the nudie shots. It definitely looks like he’s hard in the last one. Lucky bitch!

  4. I’m not into fat guys, just a personal preference. Sounds offensive and unnecessary, do it not???

  5. He’s actually gotten hotter as he has gotten older. I’ve actually thought about watching him on that vampire show….but haven’t.

  6. note to hot guys and everyone else: the fake happy trails are horrrrrrible. if you are going to wax or shave everything else, don’t try to re-create the sexiness via an unnaturally shaped little strip of hair that has no variation. haha.

    but he is hot.

  7. While u queens debate over silly queenie things, Ian is hott and I would make him my boi bottom fucker…

  8. Christ a man like that makes me glad I’m gay. I mean. He makes me infinitely gayer simply because I want him so bad.

    Sad fact: About fifteen different broadway musical numbers popped into my head while trying to think of how gay he made me. I think that just trumps anything I could’ve come up with.

    Alas.

  9. How could you forget him in “Rules of Attraction”?? HOLY COW! Hot hot hot! He played a sexy gay dude who danced around in his underwear in a scene!

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