I Want Kevin James Inside Of Me

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I want to have his children when someone makes that a thing. I want to be his whore, his slut, his concubine. If Kevin James ever decides to go same-sex, I will bludgeon any trick that tries to cut me in line. I love you, Kevin James. There is no need for you to be in a “Secret Sex” category, because I will gladly declare my love for you in a multi-media laser show while people “ooh” and “aah” in delight at the fireworks and I scream how hot my butthole is for you into a megaphone.

I really like Kevin James. He has a new movie coming out where he plays an adorable teacher looking to raise money for his school so he goes into mixed martial arts. WHICH MEANS KEVIN JAMES WON’T HAVE A SHIRT ON! And you thought Paul Blart, Mall Cop was an intensely erotic adventure! Here Comes The Boom (that’s what I whisper to myself in my dreams as Kevin swaggers into our bedroom wearing nothing but tube socks and a clip-on bowtie) will feature Kevin rolling around on the floor in full grunt mode with other dudes.

Look at the poster. Isn’t he dreamy lying there all puppy-dog like and slightly wounded?

I use to have a dartboard with Leah Remini’s face on it.

– J. Harvey

To watch the trailer for *sigh* Here Comes The Boom *sigh, Follow the JUMP:

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18 thoughts on “I Want Kevin James Inside Of Me

  1. He looks great in a little better shape, makes his facial features stand out more. Also, his chest and shoulders look quite nice. Upgrade!

  2. He looks great in a little better shape, makes his facial features stand out more. Also, his chest and shoulders look quite nice. Upgrade!

  3. He looks great in a little better shape, makes his facial features stand out more. Also, his chest and shoulders look quite nice. Upgrade!

  4. oh em gee i’m a total lurker and have never posted on here before but for the love of rihanna, this post just stole my heart, validated my existence and turned me on like woah. Kevin James is THE MAN and i’ve now sent this link to about 10+ friends who have given me shit over the years for my undying love for this whatever # of pounds pack of manmeat. Also… let’s get serious here… anyone swooning over K James in these photo’s is a nasty slooty hooker if they didn’t feel the same way even before he dropped some weight. I love my K James just as he is – husky, horny and all over my ass. <3! xx

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