I Still Love Your Small Penis, Mark Ruffalo!

It’s always a good day when Mark Ruffalo talks to the press about his penis. The 44 year-old actor and current leader in “Dewitt’s Ultimate Celebrity Crushes” spoke with a large group of journalists about his upcoming role in The Avengers, particularly addressing his time spent in a motion capture suit.

“That was a miserable day,” he said, all whilst noting my absence from the crowd (and silently crying that I wasn’t there to support him). “It was smoky, it was hell, and I felt really uncomfortable. I’m not well-endowed, and those suits don’t really show you off in the most…”

The most WHAT, Mark? Finish that sentence! How did you look in that suit? Describe it in detail! Feel free to include exact measurements, including the length and girth of your cock.

We’ve seen everything else. Just complete the picture for us… Please?

– Dewitt

Click through to get a glimpse at Mark’s “small” penis:

Thanks for the reminder, Chuck!

9 thoughts on “I Still Love Your Small Penis, Mark Ruffalo!

  1. In his case, the penis doesn’t matter. I will still fuck him and show him who’s boss!!!

  2. Dude, chill and learn to use Google images. He does full frontal in the movie “In the Cut.”

  3. I don’t care if Mark has a small cock. I would still fuck, date, and marry him. The man is gorgeous and he’s proof, men over 40 are still attractive.

  4. I have a female friend who at one point fucked Mark and confirmed while, it’s the not the biggest she’s ever encountered.. she was more than impressed with how he was in bed.

  5. I dont care, he is sooooo hot!! I would suck him dry, it not the size that matters, but how you use it and am sure he know how.

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