Rihanna is my gay kryptonite. I’ve always joked that she simultaneously makes me the gayest and straightest person in the world, because—a) I will queen out if you put her music on, b) I would muff dive up in her business so hard, and c) There is no “c”, aside from the fact that I’m one-hundred percent serious about this. For real! I would suck her cockiness, lick her persuasion… But I’d also suck seven cocks whilst listening to “Cockiness”.
Why am I telling you this? Because this “parody” of the excessive drug use in “We Found Love” isn’t particularly funny, and I need some sort of excuse to justify posting it. I suppose I could have just told you there’s a cute boy in his underwear, rather than gross you out with my bisexual Rihanna fantasies. Sorry.
– Dewitt
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i want that 2 minutes and 4 seconds back !!!
that was awesome! super funny and the dudes were both really hot!
Reminds me of frat boy antics. The part where he was snorting the B.F.F. colored “crack” I found funny. Dark sense of humor.
Also: his reaction at the end.
I guess you dont listen or read the same things I have…but that is not the problem, why even say it once….
Got nothing against the woman, I just thought this side-by-side comparison was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen 😀 http://snatchedwigs.tumblr.com/post/3576537864/anyone-who-knows-me-knows-rihanna-makes-me-want
I have to admit the hypocrisy pisses me off. Two scantily-clad women who look like high-end hookers is ok, but two attractive-but-dressed young men with one putting his arm around the other is not? THAT is what is truly disgusting.
Homophobes aren’t sexy!
I feel ya, D! I totally would do whatever for her. That look! That voice! That talent!
Just say no to Brown however.
NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!