I Can’t With Humanity: The Justin Bieber Blow-Up Doll

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The “Just-In Beaver” blow-up doll is a thing.

*depressed stare*

Why?

Oh, and here’s the description:

Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women — he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!

Is there some sort of station I can wait at for the next lunar shuttle that’s taking off?

I never in a million years would think I’d feel pity for Justin Bieber, but now that day has come.

If by any chance you would like your own “Just-In Beaver” doll, they’re selling them over on Things4Fun.com. Which is my new favorite online sex shop since I got fucked hanging from my closet door.

– J. Harvey

More pics of the actually fairly attractive “Just-In Beaver” model after the JUMP:

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984 thoughts on “I Can’t With Humanity: The Justin Bieber Blow-Up Doll

  1. Wait? They’re marketing this by advertising Justin’s capacity to turn straight men gay? Add to all of the other problems that it’s completely unwilling to recognize explicitly Beiber’s gay male fan base.

  2. Wait? They’re marketing this by advertising Justin’s capacity to turn straight men gay? Add to all of the other problems that it’s completely unwilling to recognize explicitly Beiber’s gay male fan base.

  3. So…What does the blow-up doll look like itself?

    I’ll admit the guy on it is really attractive, though the real thing will look real creepy right?

    HOW does this happen?

  4. You do realize this is being advertised on Manhunt, right? It’s on the page you get when you log out. Isn’t this post kind of like biting the hand that feeds you (with its advertising dollars)?

  5. Doesn’t mean they have to like it or didn’t notice.
    Either way it gets advertisement even making fun of it.
    BITE THE HAND MORE!

  6. Doesn’t mean they have to like it or didn’t notice.
    Either way it gets advertisement even making fun of it.
    BITE THE HAND MORE!

  7. what s the concept of these blow up dolls? are people supposed to wank to the guy they put on the cover? why don t they show what s really insideN??

  8. what s the concept of these blow up dolls? are people supposed to wank to the guy they put on the cover? why don t they show what s really insideN??

  9. J . Harvey you have just taken the word IN THE CLOSET to a whole another level !! I think this beaver doll thing is a disgrace and sounds like a lawsuit in waiting

  10. J . Harvey you have just taken the word IN THE CLOSET to a whole another level !! I think this beaver doll thing is a disgrace and sounds like a lawsuit in waiting

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