My body was not ready for DJ Fresh and Diplo‘s collaboration with Tampa rapper Dominique Young Unique. Upon indulging in this track from the Kick Ass 2 soundtrack, I felt the odd sensation to chug down some twerk soup and make a video like this for the Manhunt Daily Twerking Contest (which I’m still giving away prizes for, by the way). My gluteal area began shaking and dropping like an earthquake, until I looked like one of the hot sluts from those Andrew Christian videos:
I can’t stop twerking now. I just twerked while drinking a cup of coffee. I just twerked while reading through my new messages on Manhunt. I just twerked while reading the comments on our interview with Shawn Wolfe. I just twerked on top of my desk. I just twerked under my desk. I just twerked while writing down a note that I should pick up some extra condoms for later tonight. I just twerked with an erection, thinking about my plans for later tonight.
I just twerked as I typed this sentence. Help. This is becoming a problem.
– Dewitt
Watch the video for “Earthquake” below:
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DJ DOMINIQUE YOUNG UNIQUE. She is YOUNG and UNIQUE.
I want to see Aaron Taylor-Johnson twerk that full behind. And that dick. Can you twerk a dick?
I believe that’s referred to as a “dick bounce”.
Dewitt, I need video proof of this twearkin you’ve been doing!
This song and video is the shit btw, everything diplo does is amazing.
kudos on the ‘ass shaking’ sounds like your doing some of your daily exercise. Really awful song… but quite high-end (please read high budget) vid.
Gross… all those flabby, pale asses. Twerking should be banned, only allowed for people with booties. Nicki Minaj, Jennifer Lopez, Omarion, etc.