You don’t realize how many e-mails we get from people wondering what I look like. It’s kind of weird that you care so much! Honestly, this might be preferable to the people who want to fuck me without even knowing what I look like… But at least those people value my brain and stuff! I’m not sure why they do, though I guess it’s kind of flattering?
::sigh::
If you’ve ever wanted to gaze upon my ugly face (and judge me), here is a video from the 2012 Cybersocket Awards. I make an appearance at some point or another, and I’m not going to tell you where that appearance occurs (because that wouldn’t be any fun).
Hint: I do not look like any of the guys above.
– Dewitt
Click through to watch the video and search for me:
(Via The Sword, obviously)
I just came to it.
Are you the guy that looks like Sunny Bono at 1:30?
I think you’re referring to Mike Stabile, whose documentary we wrote about a while back.
I’m not him. BUT I WISH I WAS.
That’s something that no one should ever say to anybody, ever.
AHA!!! Found ya (‘cuz I pay attention to what you have said in this blog and on your Twitter feed from that night). Very nice! Kinda wholesome-looking to be such a fine purveyor of homo smut.
you’re at 2:36…and you’re a qt bb
Dewitt, I have been an avid follower since the beginning. I never left a mean comment or was a douche about a subject. I even won a round of caption this recently…. Will you be a sweetheart and tell me? 🙂
Purple cardigan that was briefly on screen?
You’re on the right track with the cardigan part. I am the king of cardigans (as in, I wear too many of them).
The bearded guy in the hillcrest shirt?
That video is better than the surveillance video I paid for
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great cameo Dewitt!
I think I found you.
And-even though there are tons of attractive men in the video-I’d tap it and put a ring on it in a heart beat <3
Well, purple cardigan man is cute… as are men who wear cardigans in general… so, yeah…..
I’m not sure what is more pathetic; that is actually an awards show for porn or that people actually care when they lose.
Do you have your cardigan thrown over your shoulder? (I, too, am a fan of cardigans.)
Did you noticed how most of them look like they’re special needs?
Most of those porn participants ( despise the term porn stars) look like an ad for a crystal meth circuit party…..
Cute guy in red shirt at 1:57
He was cute, I hope that was Dewitt (although I don’t think it is [although I’m not saying that I don’t think it’s impossible for you to be cute, Dewitt]).
Firstly, we wanna know what you look like because we like to read what you have to say! It’s nice to put a face to a name, especially when we read your shit daily.
Secondly, I have a couple of hunches, but all of them seem to older than I assume you to be (approaching 30?). Let’s have another game–Guess Dewitt’s age.
are you the hosting drag queen witty, lol, just kidding, yes I ve wanted to fuck you for ages, you re the best, I thought you were the guy in the black leather jacket with the fur collar, whatever, luv ya.
oh you are a cutie!
Are you wearing a cute cap AND a cardigan? Brown cap perhaps? Funky dance moves?
There’s nothing wrong with that! One can never have too many!
The guy who was eating the ass and the guy who was grabbing his cock were reeeaaallly hot
i hope that you just tell us. R u the guy with the cat named mahcheesie? i that is the best.
Come out of your blogging closet and show us your face; you know you want to 🙂
Blue shirt, white shirt, glasses? Even if not, doing dirty cyber-back-and-forth with you is fun. Also, I would do pretty much anyone except the drag queens in drag (I’d have to reassess them out of drag for an overall idea).
is dewitt the skinny guy with the beard and black glasses, white cardigan who said something about sucking all the big cocks to get us here or something? that guy is super nerdy cute
well, i know dewitt’s blond..
..and ~30.
and that D is not any of the … porn-performers, or affiliates.
this might help narrow down the possibilities a little more.
You’re not the drag queen are you? LOL.
are you the guy at 2:38 receiving an award with the pen on your ear? That is as far as I can guess
sick sick sick
what about the other guy who writes? Ive always assumed he was asian or something
lol j. harvey was in the video asking new orkers what they thought of the manhunt adverts.
and dewitt sounds hot, about 28 years old, and totes boneable…….i hope he reveals who he is!!
Actually, I’m Phillip Aubrey (the guy dancing at the end). SHH… Don’t tell anyone!
I would like this comment (as I did for most comments on this thread, even the ones with wrong guesses), but that would seem inappropriate.
he’s right in the beginning, talking about his cat…. I think/hope… adorable guy, with a y u grayish zip up? can I buy u coffee next time I am in Boston, and meet the kitty too?
PS: I sent u a pic a while back with the idea of doing a guys with iPads voting thingy…. 😉
So are you the guy getting his ass eaten while he shimmies on the railing?
More importantly will we find out the answer to this in the “Who the hell won” blog? PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!? Your loyal readers deserve to know.
Yes, that is definitely me (not really).
if you are the hottie with the pen behind his ear, im even more in love with you now. just what i pictured, only cuter.
the more i think about it, i think dewitt IS the cute nerdy guy with the pen behind his ear accepting the award. it makes sense….he’s always going on about his love of colby keller and this guy looks like a skinnier version of that and we all know how narcissistic cute gay guys are and how they tend to go for guys who they look like….it’s science people! you can’t argue with that! 🙂
I will neither confirm nor deny this guess. However, the fact that you think I might look ANYTHING like Colby Keller just made my day.
Why don’t you just tell us who you are? What’s the big deal?
It is I am sure of it! He did say that he made a speech saying about the lil peeps who sucked…! etc!
HOT HOT HOT!