Hugh Jackman’s Popping His Wolverine Claws Again

It’s here, it’s here! Comic book geeks rejoice! The trailer for the next X-Men flick, X-Men: Days Of Future Past, dropped today. And it’s all epic-y and sad, and did Jennifer Lawrence’s blue ass hurt from being dragged around on concrete like that?

The new flick is based on one of the most famous story-lines in comic book history, wherein the X-Men of the future send Kitty Pryde back in time to… Blah blah blah, comic book geek stuff. Anyway, this is a neat way to bridge the gap between the X-Men: First Class characters and the X-Men characters of the current timeline.

“Uh, why is this dork blathering on about comic book movies when we came here to see cock and ass and to see said cock and ass interact with one another?”

Oh, alright. Hugh Jackman is all sinewy and sexy and he’s got a shirtless shot in the new trailer. There are some screencaps below.

Did I also mention that fine-ass Michael Fassbender (fine-cock, too) is back as young Magneto? And for you cueball freaks who love nothing more than to rub your cock on a chrome dome and spewing your seed on it, well – there’s Patrick Stewart as old Professor X!

Just try to ignore Halle Berry as Storm. Man, is she an awful Storm. Dumb bitches couldn’t afford Angela Bassett or Zoe Saldana?

– J. Harvey

Check out the trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past below, as well as some shots of Hugh Jackman’s bod:

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12 thoughts on “Hugh Jackman’s Popping His Wolverine Claws Again

  1. Is it bad that I squealed like a little kid watching this? Lol! I have loved The X-Men comics since I was little & Days Of Future Past was the first Novel I got. So I’m all kinds of excited for this movie. I know I’m taking my little Sister to see this. I got her hooked on X-Men at like 3, so that makes them all the more special.

  2. So does this movie take place sometime before The Last Stand? Jean Gray most definitely killed Professor X in that movie.

  3. Hey guest, I’m thinking it begins in an alternate timeline in which he WASN’T killed? The gist is that Wolverine (as opposed to Kitty) gets sent back in time to team up with 70s Prof. X and Magneto to prevent Peter Dinklage from creating the Sentinels. I think.

    The Last Stand was (except for a few bits) absolutely terrible because a terrible director was allowed to handle it. Bryan Singer’s back, so this one should be good. Oh, they neglected to bring back January Jones as Emma Frost because she literally was a frowning mannequin,

  4. It’s not an alternate time line. When The Wolverine comes out on DVD next watch through the credits. There’s a scene that proves it’s not alternate. Also after the credits of The Last Stand there was a scene that hinted that Xavier moved his mind into someone else’s body. Now, how this body magically looks just like his old one is beyond me. So I just chalk it up to movie & comic magic. Makes my head hurt less. Lol!

  5. After the credits of The Wolverine,Wolverine arrives at the airport and encounters Magneto and Professor X.

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