No, Seriously?

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Markie More has a baffling career. He’s very consistently hot, he can work with just about anybody, and seems to have a pretty reputable following. So how come he’s not an Austin Wolf-level name? Why’s he tied up to Next Door Raw and Next Door Buddies all the time?

This scene just came out today featuring Markie as some kind of farmer who catches his farm hand, Mark Long, jacking off and so naturally he yells at him and then invites him in to fuck. It’s. Not the best story I’ve ever heard, but I’ve spent enough time on the Nifty Archive to know that sometimes the flawed premise can still lead to some hot action. The trouble here, that I didn’t realize until I was reading the description is that both of these guys are named Mark and, in print at least, it’s tough to work out what’s happening to whom:

 

Markie happens across Mark leaning and jerking, and commences to spy on him, rubbing his own cock in eager approval as he watches Mark play with his giant 8 inch cock. Sneaking up on him, Markie busts him in the act, and asks him what he’s doing. Mark has no real excuse, and is embarrassed at first, but then realizes Markie is pretty pissed that he’s wasting time on the job, asking Mark what he intends to do to make it up to him. Mark is fresh out of ideas, but luckily Markie has one floating around in his head, as he reaches out for Mark’s dick, which clearly takes Mark by surprise, but he’s kind of out of options here, as Markie leads him back to the main house. Once inside, Markie undresses his hired hand, who is clearly nervous. Mark tells him that he’s never done this before, and Markie assures him it will be fine, as he starts to move his way down Mark’s body with his mouth, stopping as he removes Mark’s jeans and resuming as he begins to suck Mark off. Mark throws his head back against the sofa as Markie give him head, and his hard on reaches maximum density as Markie makes his way back up Mark’s body. Unzipping his own pants, Markie gives Mark a look that he doesn’t understand, and so Markie clarifies that Mark’s overtime hour starts now.

 

You get the idea. If I were Markie More, I would have insisted they change this other guy’s name. He’s got a couple of things in the can for Next Door, it looks like, but I don’t think anyone would notice or complain if they just started calling him ‘Randy’ or something. Anyway:

 

 

 

That was… not my favorite thing. But like I said at the top, Markie can work with anybody and make it look good. I have to own up to the audible gasp that escaped when the dick went over the adult braces though. I can’t just let that slide. No dick sucking with adult braces! How terrifying. That’s why you get braces when you’re a kid because you’re putting way less dicks in your mouth at that age!

 

 

 

Markie seems like a good enough reason to join Next Door Raw, even though the Raw bit isn’t necessarily my bag. It’s like watching Nashville (RIP) just because of Connie Britton’s hair.

 

 

– tyler

 

 

UPDATE! I guess I was supposed to mention that this was Mark Long’s “bottoming debut” cause I just got an email containing this sentence: “This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! His asshole will never be a virgin again. Just sayin’.” And then I rolled my eyes so hard it hurt a little bit.