Hot or Not: Um, This Scene.

Clutch the pearls! That’s what I had to do when I watched this trailer for Lucas Entertainment‘s Urine Ibiza. You’re talking to someone who can casually watch a fisting scene without blinking an eye, yet I had my hands over my mouth for the duration of this clip.

Drinking piss. Licking piss off the floor and spitting it onto someone’s butthole. Foot licking. Pissing on your own face. Getting fucked by a foot with a condom on it. Fisting. Self-fisting. Snowballing… Is there more? Do you actually expect me to watch the whole scene to find out? I’m already traumatized enough.

Maybe I’m too vanilla for this shit (oh, thank heavens, there wasn’t any shit in this clip). What do you thin of this scene between Jessie Colter and Jonathan Agassi? Does it turn you on, or does it make you want to crawl into a corner and cry about the current state of gay culture? Overall, is it Hot or Not?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Lucas Entertainment

Click through to watch Jessie Colter and Jonathan Agassi in action:

88 thoughts on “Hot or Not: Um, This Scene.

  1. You know, I think this is what porn can be great for: showcasing a lot of dirty, forbidden fetishes and fantasies that I like to imagine about but would probably be too nervous to actually do in real life.

    I’m glad the clip didn’t show fisting (can’t quite get into that) and, of course, scat (thankfully not included) but the rest was pretty hot!  That was the first time I’ve seen a condom on a foot and a bottom taking the entire appendange up his ass, not just a toe.  Cool!

    If I were a new-to-porn 18-yr-old, this might be a little out there, but for those of us who are slightly more connoisseur-ish and experienced in our porn viewing habits, it’s another fun option.  I found this to be edgy without being too far out there.  For my comfort level, at least. 

  2. Pissing in someone’s mouth is disgusting and dangerous. Why wear a condom if you are pissing in someone’s mouth. However, both men are attractive, but they have shorten their days on earth.

  3. actually its quite sterile and if you have to be ignorant, its just the same as someone drinking or even having cum in their mouth. so as long as you don’t throw it into any cuts just like you wouldnt with blood or cum, then you are basically fine.

  4. Katy, I am not ignorant. Cuming in someone’s mouth is disgusting too. These are body fluids. AIDS and other diseases are rapid.

  5. Actually, Kenneth, you *are* ignorant.

    First, I have to be the grammar Nazi here…Use a question mark after asking “Why wear a condom…”; say “have shortened” instead of “have shorten”; it’s “cumming”, not “cuming”; and use “rampant” instead of “rapid.”

    Second, piss is sterile, just ask Katy said, as is spit. Both are actually SAFER than cum in the mouth, because neither of them (usually) have blood or semen in them.

    Third, what the hell do you mean “they have shorten[ed] their days on earth”? Even if they are HIV positive (which does NOT necessarily mean AIDS), they can still live long, healthy lives thanks to the miracles of modern medicine.

    Fourth, and finally, you would have to be an ignorant douche to come ALL the way down here to the comments after reading Dewitt’s comments, seeing all those pictures about piss, fisting, and snowballing, watching the video with all the above, ONLY to say that it’s “disgusting and dangerous.”

    I pity your narrow-minded, uneducated, selfish life you’ve chosen to live.

  6. Asshole, this isn’t an English or grammar class. Second, go fuck youself in the ass with a broom stick. I have a right to my opinions and if you don’t like them, keep your thoughts to yourself. Yes, pissing in someone’s mouth is disgusting.

  7. I hate to be the Nazi’s advocate ;-p but, I understand what you are trying to say; Kenneth’s opinions aside, the fact that urine and saliva do not transmit HIV still stand. Whether or not it is gross, it is not as dangerous as he believes.

  8. I was talking about the video clip, which doesn’t include any fisting scenes (footing, maybe).  I scrolled past the fisting photo.

  9. I’ve never done water sports nor am I really interested in trying it, but I wonder how it got started?  For those of you who have had someone piss in their mouth, what is it like the first time?   Does it taste bad?  I guess I’d just like to hear how and why people do it – I know I could ask that question about anything, but I’m just curious I guess.   

  10. You’ve never heard that saying? “Grammer Nazi” is the term for someone who correct grammer or spelling on the internet. It doesn’t mean they’re racist or caucasion.

  11. This was incredibly hot.  Would love to see more of this!  And yes, piss is a pretty safe practice.  One may be grossed out by it, but that does not change the fact that it IS safe.  To answer lefred, a lot depends on what the pisser had to drink…  Make sure they have had beer, NOT juice!  BLECH!  (Yes, this is my opinion.  I am sure some will disagree…)

  12. Nope, I’ve never heard of ‘Grammar Nazi’. However, you misspelled grammar. I don’t want the Nazi to come after you. When I think of the term Nazi, I think of Hitler.

  13. Why would someone want to piss on another human being? I guess, it’s ok to defecate on another human being too? In my opinion, this is disgusting and no one would piss or defecate on me and I wouldn’t do it to another human being.

  14. You just aren’t going to let this go! LOL
    Watersports are great and I have really gotten off on it a few times and probably will again.
    Don’t knock it until you try it.
    ps&btw…piss and shit are two entirely different scenes.

  15. LOL@Darson256; sorry, I just do see pissing on some one as being sexy or attractive. To eac his own.

    Jesus, you are correct. Why would they wear a condom on their feet, but piss in someone’s mouth? LOL

  16. Ladies, ladies…  please can’t we all just get along!
     
    As for me, after seeing the pics, the video clip and reading all the above comments,
    I will admit that most of this doesn’t appeal to me.  To each his own.
     
    I will admit I am more french vanilla or even chocolate chip.
    You can figure that one out yourselves!  LOL

  17. Fingernails (and toenails) can cause damage to your tender insides. If you’re into shoving a foot up your ass (and I’m not) you need to cover those toenails with something (^_^)

  18. one man sticking his cock up another man’s ass is disgusting!!!!

    there, see how silly it can be to judge?  

  19. It tastes like warm water, provided the person pissing is running clear, which is the only way I’ll get into piss play. And how it gets started…well you drink a while lot of water (tank up) then start messing around. Eventually you’ll have to pee, and you just let it go. I can say, pissing through a boner is a lot like cumming for a long time. Doing it at first its kind of audacious and fun. It’s hot because generally speaking you’re pretty into the person you’re with or so one would hope.

  20. So Kenneth, let me just see if I understand this correctly. You aren’t into water sports, right? It just isn’t something you can even comprehend, yes? I mean it’s pretty much evil, and abominable behavior in your eyes, no?

    I think we get it.

    Also, you are entitled to your opinion, but once you let it out, then other people get to have an opinion about your opinion.

    You can be as judgmental as you want to be, but some of us like what we like, and you’re condemnation is offensive and mildly misguided. No one is going to show up at your house and force you to drink their piss…but even if they did, it really wouldn’t do you much harm other than deeply and terribly offend you.

  21. Not hot. Are people’s sex lives so boring that they have to start doing these things? This just adds fuel to people like Rick Santorum. I’m sure there are straight couples out there that do the same thing, but we’re the ones who get chastised for it and it keeps us from getting equal rights. 

    Regardless, if you have to start sticking your foot up someone’s ass, or drinking their piss to get turned on, you have some serious issues to work out.

  22. To each his own..these two guys obviously enjoy doing what they do and!!!! I liked it..the pissing was great.

  23. The key phrase is: “..as long as you don’t throw it into any cuts…” So you admit it that is has high risk of the transmitting infectious diseases.  Cuts are pretty common in mouth and throat due to the very fine membrane.

  24. I don’t go too much to the edge so I have no idea the aftermath of the water sports. Could someone please enlighten me on how  what rewards do a person achieve after performing the watersports. What kind of psychological stimuli a person get by being on the receiving end of watersports. I know that it may provides sexual arousal, but what state of ecstasy does a piss-bottom reach? Does it help him to reach a certain level of satisfaction, or what emotions he is trying to call and please?

    I’m real trying to comprehend the watersport behavior so if anyone could explain…

  25. Way to cause another wave of controversy Dewitt.  Haven’t seen such lively debate since the Maverick Men hoopla.  Watersports may not be everyone’s cup of tea, along with fisting or snowballing, but if it is, more power to you.

  26. Why would people do a lot of things?  Why would someone take a finger, or a cock, or a dildo up their ass?  Why would someone enjoy getting their ass slapped?  Why would someone like to lick someone else’s ass crack?  Why would someone like hairy/smooth/redheaded/bald/thin/muscular/fat guys?

    Are you kidding with “why would someone want”?  You do realize that every homophobe (and even some decent straight people) would say the same thing about the most vanilla acts that can occur between two men, right?

    It’s fine if piss play, or scat, or kissing, or threeways . . . or whatever . . . are not your thing.  Even an informed discussion about relative risks of different forms of sex play (so that people can make informed choices, not so they can be demonized) makes some sense.  But to play the “disgusting” card just makes no sense to me.

    To say this another way:  I just don’t understand why anyone who is on a site about men having sex with men–an act that most people throughout most recorded history have termed “disgusting”–would then turn that same kind of hostility toward some subset of the acts that men might perform together.

  27. Really?  Are you friggin’ serious?  Now we’re supposed to start shaping our sexual lives as well as our cultural self-representations so that the likes of Rick Santorum will stop saying mean things about us?  Um, you do realize that it is the very fact that we exist that Santorum and his ilk have a problem with, right?  If we try to sanitize ourselves to make progress, we might as well become straight . . . because that’s the only thing that will be finally acceptable to Santorum & Co.  (And, by the way, once we become straight, we better make sure and never have pre-marital sex, or use birth control, or get pregnant before marriage, or get an STD, or need an abortion.)  The political short-sightedness on this site makes me angry and sad in turn.

  28. Overall, I think it is hot. As for all the comments already here, you need to remember porn is supposed to fulfill fantasies for the viewer, not necessarily actual sex acts that you do. There is so much porn out there, pick what you like, and if you don’t like this scene or that actions, move on to the next.

    BTW, either guy could piss on me any day

  29. Ummm…. wow… I don’t know whether to jack off or take a shower… lol

    Love the rough fucking, though licking piss off the ground and spitting on another guys ass is a little much. Still, I think his scene is worth seeing. The guys are hotter than summer in Las Vegas 😛

  30. jonathan agassi is a total sex god. i’m usually pretty tame when it comes to all this but theres something about that guy that just makes me want to loosen my morals. i may draw the line at licking piss off the floor however. other than that, i vote HOT!

  31. 22 year old here …. this is fucking hot! Like this is what two men having sex is supposed to be like. Hell yes, sign me up!

  32. Lucas produces some very top quality porn,this has a ‘dirty’ look but also seems quite clean & ‘sterile’..but I often wonder..as some of their top/bottom rimming/fucking scenes get quite heated & physical if these guys aren’t ‘fuelled’ somehow?.Videos from Treasure Island Media for example you can see the guys,specially the bottoms are as wired as can be,I wonder if the same or similar goes for Lucas Entertainment as well…Just putting it out there.

  33.  VERY well put. I am positively amazed about the level of intelligence  that can be found among people commenting here. Quite refreshing.

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