Hot or Not: Tan Lines

I’m a big fan of tan lines. Not Tanlines the band—although they’re okay enough, I guess—but like the actual line you get from being outside in the summer with your shirt off. I’m too pale and/or burned to ever dream of having any sexy tan lines of my own, but I’m constantly turned on whenever I see a guy with bronze or olive colored skin and a bright white ass. It’s kind of like an ass highlighter! Also, for whatever reason tan guys with pale butts also particularly fun to fuck from behind. Try it some time.

Porter from Fratmen’s working a pretty good tan line. He’s also got a really nice looking ass, just the kind of thing I’d love to see stuffed with a hard dick after a long hot summer’s day. Of course this is just a jerkoff scene and so we’ll have to settle for the sight of his ass thrusting up and down as he dry humps a furry rug. Which is fine, I guess. It’s 71 and completely fucking overcast today, anyway.

What’s your take? Like a defined ass highlighter or would you rather see a guy who sunbathes fully nude? Or maybe you prefer the guy who’s inside all the time and hardly ever sees the light of day?

Lawrence

Photo credit: Fratmen

Admire (or show your disdain for) Porter’s tan lines below:

Fratmen model Porter has some serious tan lines.

Fratmen model Porter has some serious tan lines.

Fratmen model Porter has some serious tan lines.

Fratmen model Porter has some serious tan lines.

Fratmen model Porter has some serious tan lines.

Fratmen model Porter has some serious tan lines.

Fratmen model Porter has some serious tan lines.

Fratmen model Porter has some serious tan lines.

Fratmen model Porter has some serious tan lines.

Fratmen model Porter has some serious tan lines.

Fratmen model Porter has some serious tan lines.

Fratmen model Porter has some serious tan lines.

Fratmen model Porter has some serious tan lines.

Fratmen model Porter has some serious tan lines.

Fratmen model Porter has some serious tan lines.

Fratmen model Porter has some serious tan lines.

Fratmen model Porter has some serious tan lines.

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47 thoughts on “Hot or Not: Tan Lines

  1. Some make me laugh, but most don’t matter. It is a nice way to figure out what underwear they favor. 🙂

  2. I like tan lines, as they always imply that I am seeing something that is usually left covered. They play to my voyeuristic sensibilities.

  3. Just like tattoos/piercings they look good on certain guys when done tastefully. What I HATE are the “white spot” ass marks from using tanning beds. THOSE are not hot…

  4. tan lines from a speedo are revolting… too much posing in the sun, or time in a tanning bed. however a tan “line” from shorts… now thats sexy in the extreme. real men don’t wear speedos unless they’re swimmers (or other water related sports activities).

  5. Tan lines make me f@#$in’ crazy horny. They somehow accentuate the areas that aren’t tanned in a way that makes me wanna motorboat a sweet white ass and gobble down what’s up front –

  6. wait till this white boy get older. Fair skin does not hold up so well especially with sun.

  7. Love tanlines but this one is awful– a tanline shouldn’t go down to your knees. Another stupid straight boy selling his dick on video?

  8. Again with the bullshit “real men” comments? Fuck, have you ever been to a foreign beach (assuming you’re in the US)? That’s generally all men wear (speedos).

    Fuck I am so sick of these “real men” comments.

  9. Me too. Lord save me from Homos who feel they must do straightface. Dude, being a ‘masculine’ cliché doesn’t for a second fool chicks that you’re not a cocksucker. Not only do I love speedos but I have the body for speedos, and I love European and Australian who wear them regardless of body type. And as I told the last guy who asked why I wore speedos, who’s going to stop me? You?

  10. I think tan lines are very sexy. I don’t care where they begin or end. I particularly love to see a tan line at a man’s waist. I love how a man’s ass is accentuated by the tan lines. yum!

  11. Yeah yeah, real men should go to the beach wearing a voluminous baggy burkha and never display the contours of their body. Allah be praised. Gimme a break.

  12. Tan all over is hot – very freeing being nude in public.
    Bored with those awful board shorts and cannot abide guys who are pale to the knees – nothing worse!
    Time guys grew a pair and showed what they’ve got. Nothing wrong with a Speedo, G-string or a tiny suit. All these boys work out hard and then cover half their body up. I don’t get it.

  13. all those complaining about guys in boardies- boardies are hotter, they leave something to the imagination.

    all the guys saying speedos are hot, are showing their age. in australia, the only ones wearing speedos at the beach are the old or middle men, and they do not look like supermodels.

  14. I personally don’t care for it. I’d rather have an even skin tone on the whole body.

  15. I, too, am turned on by tan lines. The greater the contrast, the harder I get. And, bikini, beats shorts, but a thong tan line is one of the hottest. I am busy working on my bikini tan lines.

  16. I disagree completely. There is nothing fun or sexy about being with a guy who walks around naked all the time for the whole world to see. He’s giving it away for free and there’s nothing special about it. I like a guy who keeps something to the imagination. His tanlines reveal the goods that he is only sharing in hot sexy private moments.

  17. Tan lines are a definite turn-on. Porter has a great ass and a magnificent cock and it is a great contrast to his tan 6 pack. The clip however didn’t do much for me.

  18. Your constant bitching gives me cancer.

    We evolved under the sun, doofus and the vast majority of humans don’t get skin cancer. If those who are susceptible take precautions they probably will be fine.

  19. And funnily enough, all these Europeans parading around in speedos or less, leaving nothing to the imagination still somehow manage to be both crazily sexy and still get laid. Weird huh?

  20. I too have the body for speedos but I just do not feel comfortable in wearing them on the beach now as underwear no problem !

  21. DAM he is a H.O.T.T.I.E and I just L-O-V-E a good looking guy with a golden tan and a muscle white ass !!!

  22. coming from an african man i love love LOVE tan lines on white guys….drives me up a fucking wall!!!!

  23. I don’t know if I want to kiss, him, swallow that sausage, tongue that ass, or fuck that sweet bottom first.

  24. damn, just want to get deep into that sexy ass…the tan lines make him even cuter…

  25. I love tanlines providing they only cover the buttocks. These boys in their boardshorts are horrid! Tanlines should not approach the knees. While I don’t wear a speedo to the beach..I do wear a thong while I lay out in my backyard. The tanline is for me and my partner. He and my doctor are the only ones who see it.
    What is this “leave something to the imagination” shit!? You know what board short wearer are doing…hiding little dicks.
    When I go shopping I notice that a 4 inch length piece of denim suffices for shorts for females but you have to really look to find a pair of shorts for men that does not touch your calves! WTF? I am not looking for “hot pants” as they were called but mid thigh is definitely long enough. And these kids who wear shorts that are just above the ankle…I do believe they are called CAPRI pants. I guess in a couple of years mens shorts will come with feet in them.

  26. personally I find them hot…. and in an odd way…. charming! Let’s you know that he isn’t out gallivanting around in the raw ALL the time!

  27. Ergh..! Sorry..any male with undies mark are major turn off for me. I don’t know why but my erection will fade out when I see such mark.,except Skylar. Skylar is the only male I could still maintain my erection with even though he also has that. Because my Skylar is perfect.. :3

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