Let’s just say hypothetically that a guy messages you on Manhunt, and he suggests that you dress up as pirates and fuck one another’s brains out. What would you say or do? Would you appreciate his sense of adventure and prepare to strap on an eyepatch? Or would you find this request annoying/childish/stupid and hit the block button immediately?
Since I am a ridiculous human being, there’s no question about whether I would do this. In fact, after watching this “ARRR”-mazing clip between Austin Parker and Kyle Butler, it is fairly certain that I’ll be rushing home to try this out for myself… Would any of you fine mateys be up for plundering my booty?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Drake Rock
Click through to watch Austin Parker have pirate sex with Kyle Butler:
Hi Kyle! This isn’t terrifying at all…
not a real pirate without a parrot
roleplay is stupid
the parrot is between his legs….
sorry I just couldnt help my self…
The costumes; kind of hot.
The role play; hilarious. “Aargh. Give me all your semen!”
one needs imagination
Sure what the heck role play is fun and exciting….
Yeah, I’d be down for some pirate buggery. Seems like it’d be fun and funny. Laughter and sex are a good combo.
You just gotta love the kaleidoscope of human variety. This would never in a million years have occurred to me, and I don’t think it would ever get me wet, but I’m lovin’ that someone out there is gettin’ hard thinking about it. Let a thousand flowers bloom, I say.
In my opinion, there is nothing hotter than a short-cropped bearded guy sucking cock. Gets me off every time. But they should shut the fuck up and just fuck…it’s hard to stay hard with all of that arrrr-noying fake banter.
Wow! Am I the only one who immediately went to the “Show me your booty!” line?
Hmmm butt pirates
Where are your buckaneers? Under my buckin’ hat
lol! I think Role Playing is fine. It’s just once the actual sex starts, I would want the act dropped. I’m a decent actor, but I don’t want to act and fuck at the same time. lol!
“Aaargh! Be they a ship full of manly men?” Okay, so how many of you know what show that line is from?
Ahoy mates ! a little FUCKING on the high sea’s never hurt anyone …..
Pirate on hotel’s room? That’s new.
Dying to know wtf the neighbors were thinking…
This gets me harrrrrrrrd.
How boring your life must be. “Hi, guy! Thanks for the drink! Let’s go to my or your place and just hump away until one of us cums. ” Yeah, that’s exciting. How dull and boring.
hahahahahah
I would so do it!
This is a hot scene too, yarg.
sorry, ONLY if captain jack sparrow & hehe
Internet, you never cease to amaze me…