When I first heard of the site Butt Machine Boys, I didn’t think such a thing as “butt machines” existed in the real world. In all honesty (and naivete), I was convinced they were specifically built for these shoots. Who would actually want to get fucked by a mechanical device with a dildo attached to it?
Well, it came to my attention years later that there must be plenty of folks who legitimately seek out this experience. How else could you explain the number of “fucking machine” products? They’re not exactly cheap, either! The coveted “Black Magic” will make your hole (and wallet) quiver at the hefty sum of $1200, though the five star rating seems to indicate that it’s worth it.
Less expensive models are also available, ranging from inflatable love seats to sexual power tools… But when it all comes down to it, would you ever use one of these things? They seem kind of scary to me. Of course, if I ever really wanted to pursue my “sex with a robot” fantasy, this might be a good start…
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Butt Machine Boys
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$1200…but you don’t have to take it to dinner first…pays for itself in two months!
always thought you might get impaled if you got in a position too close!
I’d be too afraid of it malfunctioning and fucking up my insides.
I’ve never contemplated whether I would use one myself, but I have always found these vids to be completely hot! Especially when there’s bondage. A guy submitting himself to be tied up and fucked mercilessly by a machine? hot!!!!!
Stud here is hot.
Machine is not.
this guy is amazing!
I gotta agree with Bill, while I would probably never have the balls to try it myself, the videos are totally hot, and I wouldn’t mind taking a buddy or two and putting through the paces with those and then fucking them myself for good measure.
These machines are a total NOT!! They’re horrible looking, seem incredibly awkward, and are a total waste of a lot of money. 🙁
lmfao
WHAT MACHINE WOULD YOU DATE?
I would totally date a washer and dryer. It would be like a consensual three-way. The washers vibrating action would totally get me off and the dryers heat would get me hot and sweaty. Then the washer goes bouncy, bouncy, think of the excitement. You just don’t know what’s going to happen next.
What machine would you date? 🙂
are dildos not enough?!? surely one would get turned on with the vid. but doing it in real life??? i doubt. seriously, $1200.00 for a machine, excluding the hospital bill for the damage that you might get, or $1200.00 for real date???
just plain gross, woof
dunno if it is hot or not BUT the guy using it is def hot
for $1,200.oo I’d better get a breakfast in bed in a 4-star hotel, served by a hot waiter, not some machine that might jam my intestines into my throat!
They are disturbing.
I can’t look at one of these machines without thinking of the movie “Bruno.”
While not for me, i’ve seen the Dak Ramsey vid and it is scorthing! Talk about watching someone who ‘will fuck anything that moves’ is an understatement! Give it a try!
I don’t like dildos because I have too much control over how I use them. This would be an interesting experience, though not one I will be disappointed to miss out on
A year or so ago when I was doing some work in Hawaii, a guy gave me one of those (not the 1200 version for sure). I lugged it home and sometimes think I’d rather just toss it out the window than to let anyone use it. You have to have things lined up jussssst so and then NOT move very much or the dildo is taint punching you or smacking your spine. And then there are the mechanism malfunctions to contend with. To say that it is annoying to use is an understatement but the newer models might eliminate some of the mechanical issues. When the stars are aligned and it’s in and cranking, it’s actually pretty nice for prostate milking because it just keeps going with the same steady pounding necessary for that. Then when that’s done I bring in the real thing to bring down the house!
I think the $1200 price tag is a bit steep. But it certainly solves the problem with dildoes. You have to do all the work yourself!! Using a dildo is fun but you have to split your attention between jerking off and shoving the dildo in and out..and yes you can sit on it and bounce but I love doggie best and missionary next. Fucking machines to the rescue!!
One of my good friends that did porn is on that site. And he says that getting fucked by that machine was the best fuck of his life!
i dunno.
i’d be too afraid of that machine punching a hole through my intestines, to be able to enjoy it.
and i’m not sure if dying, that way, would be less humiliating than from getting fucked by a horse.
what ever gets ur ass juices goin…not for me…but (no pun) if u must i will fight 4 ur rite to get ass raped by a gas driven, diesel driven, electric powered or steam generated ass fucking machine…gooooo men!!!!