MANHUNT Daily

Joaquin Phoenix is a Disaster!

I reported earlier this month that Joaquin Phoenix has given up on acting. Well, it seems like his new passion is "rapping." The first video showcases Joaquin's rapping skills and I think he should go back to acting. Not only does his rapping skills suck but he seems incoherent in the video. 

In the second video, Joaquin finishes his song and tries to get off stage; however, instead of walking off, he falls off the stage and completely eats the floor! Hmmm...I dunno but it seems like he could have been on something. I mean his brother did die of an overdose and I hope he doesn't follow that path. 

What are everyone's thoughts?

- Andy

Hey! Wanna Buy my Virginity?

How much is your virginity worth? Apparently it's worth $3.7 million for Natalie Dylan who is a recent graduate trying to pay off her student loans. Dylan decided that she would put her virginity up for bids after learning that her sister paid off her loans by prostituting for three weeks.

Since her auction started, she has had over 10,000 men bid for a chance to take away her virginity. Initial bidding started at $243,000 and has skyrocketed to around $3.7 million.

I really think this is insane. Why would anyone pay close to $4 million to have sex with a girl? I mean are the guys really ugly and can't get laid? What are your thoughts?

- Andy

Chris Crocker is Damaged

Remember the Britney Spears obsessed fan Chris Crocker? Well, we recently found another funny video of his on YouTube. However, this time around he's not obsessing over Britney, instead he's crazy over the song "Damaged" by Danity Kane. I think this boy is just a wee bit insane; the only thing 'damaged' about him is his head!

- Andy

Sasha AKA Beyonce Not Looking So Fierce

Beyonce was recently caught looking like a hot mess at the premiere of Notorious B.I.G.'s biopic Notorious. Why is she dressed like a woman in her 50s? The color of the dress does nothing for her and I don't even want to get started on her wig.

What do you think?

- Bumble Bee

Joaquin Phoenix Lets Himself Go

Joaquin Phoenix is not looking so hot these days. The 34-year-old actor declared he was done with Hollywood in October 2008, and he has really let himself go since. With his family history and own past troubles, some are also concerned for his well-being.

Joaquin has been one of my favorite actors over the last few years, so I hope he can get himself together, because the Jack Black look just isn't cutting it!

- Andy