And you know they’re gonna eventually blame the gays for this bullshit! In March of 2010, actress Jennifer Love Hewitt rolled up on George Lopez’s show and revealed that she glues Swarovski crystals to her nethers to pretty em’ up. This might account for why her engagements keep ending before they reach the church. So, of course, someone had to come up with a way for guys to do it. Presenting – Pejazzling!
The cast of Britain’s answer to Jersey Shore, The Only Way Is Essex, has popularized the trend overseas. The company who supplies the crystals to glue onto trendy genitals is using (plastic but cute) cast member Mark Wright as their spokesglitterdick.
“Men wear diamond watches and bling earrings – this is no different,” Wright told the Daily Mail. “Women don’t necessarily want a rough and ready man. Some prefer a man who’s groomed and takes care of himself. It’s each to their own.”
Besides it being patently ridiculous, I think I would be afraid I’d be giving head and crack a tooth. Or swallow one of those crystals and start choking on it or get poisoned or something. Does saliva melt the glue? Important questions here! Who in the fuck is going to be doing this to their dick? Would YOU get “pejazzled?” Let us know in the comments!
– J. Harvey
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LOL a cross. That’s not sacrilegious at all. I’m surprised there isn’t one with the Virgin Mary. That would be ironic! Many of you may not be a religious but there still is something called respect.
Another new entry for Spike TV’s “1000 Ways to Die”. Choking to death on a penis bead!
@Taurusc519: I’m in full agreement. And no I would not go down on a man with that on his dick. I’d be afraid of it coming off and choking me or at the very least scratching up the inside of my mouth and throat.
When religion respects us then we’ll respect religion ;-)~
After all, it is written that “The Lord brought evil …” Job 42:11 And, “…is a shepherd I shall NOT want”, Psalm 23. LOL
I’m just wondering if you’d have to stick it on your dick before or after you got hard? Either way I’m sure something would be uncomfortable.
sigh… another insipid trend that will be quickly forgotten (if not ridiculed) in 15 minutes!
Yeah, I’d sooner glue razorblades to my cock and shove it up that tosser’s ass. Now there’s an Idea.
No, this just sounds VERY silly!! Seriously, who would do such a stupid “blingbling” thingy..?
I have blingbling in my ears, and I can see why guys wants a Prince Albert, but this I just can’t understand… Silly!
If I met a guy with this, and noticed this on my way giving head I would return and button his trousers again, and say “Bye!”.. hehehe..
A serious point: Is it possible that these ‘crystals’ could cause scratching, and therefore bleeding, in a sexual partner? Would they be likely to make a condom break? The potential for STIs seems rather alarming, unless I’ve misunderstood completely.
redickulous
mmm… I don’t understand… is there anywhere we can see someone using them???
OK ARE WE STUPID OR WA??? THEY WANNA SELL US SHIT ALL THE TIME, BUT THAT IS A JOKE.I MEAN REALLY.PEZAZZLING??
doubt it really goes on your penis… goes just above on the pubic bone area