Hold Me: Ryan Gosling Is Taking A Break From Acting

He’s just taking a break, right? It’s not some stupid retirement deal. WHY? WHY?!? I can only watch Drive so many times before I need fresh new Ryan Gosling on one of my many screens!

Probably the sexiest man to be working in film right now, Ryan Gosling told the AP he’s taking some time off because he thinks we might be sick of him. Which one of you told him that? FOOL!

“I’ve been doing it too much,” he says of acting. “I’ve lost perspective on what I’m doing. I think it’s good for me to take a break and reassess why I’m doing it and how I’m doing it. And I think this is probably a good way to learn about that. I need a break from myself as much as I imagine the audience does.”

You’re doing just fine! People are making chairs of your face so they can sit on you! That’s a sign that you’re on the right track! See?

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Gosling has two new movies coming out – The Place Beyond the Pines and Only God Forgives. And then that’s it. He’s off to find himself. Let us find you, Ryan. Here’s what we found. You’re a devastatingly fuckable actor with lotsa talent who needs to keep it up down at the multiplex because we need a COCK SHOT. We need full frontal. Just give us full frontal and then you can take a break. It’s all we ask. And make sure Steve Carell isn’t in the way this time.

Will you miss Ryan during his break?

– J. Harvey

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4 thoughts on “Hold Me: Ryan Gosling Is Taking A Break From Acting

  1. He obviously is a very attractive man but I’ve never really been that attracted to him, if that makes sense? I enjoy his movies but i just don’t seem to see him the way other gay men/women do.

  2. Well that sucks. I was kind of hoping he would.be cast as Dr. Hank Pym in the Ant-Man movie. Then we’d get to see him in leather & Spandex. :'(

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