He’s A Fuzzy, Muscular Versatile Bottom With 8 Inches Uncut.

I know people aren’t really saying “I want to go to there“ since 30 Rock went off the air, but those were the exact words that came out of my mouth when I saw the picture above of Manhunt member jz1234. Everything about his lower torso is textbook perfection. His flat abs are covered in a light dusting of fur, leading down to a neatly trimmed bush. A tattoo on his hip accentuates the sexy “V” that forms leading down to his crotch… And all I want to do is lick every inch of him.

After seeing more of him, I’ve concluded that this would be a wise decision, because nine out of ten dentists agree that his body be bangin’. (That last dentist is a lesbian, obviously.) His pecs, shoulders and everything else are fucking delicious, and it helps that they’re attached to a man with a very handsome face. I’d love to meet this guy and just tell him he’s beautiful over and over again. If other things happened, that also wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.

– Dewitt

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