I don’t really know where to start with my story. There isn’t really a gay bone in my body. I’m a guy’s guy who likes drinking beer, watching football, driving around in my pick-up truck and going to movies with explosions, fart jokes and chicks with big titties. My deepest fantasy has always been to have Mila Kunis slam her pussy down on my tongue while Beyoncé rides my dick, and they both make out and shit while playing with their clits.
But now I don’t even know what I like anymore! Things have changed.
It all began when I pledged my new fraternity, which I can’t name here due to legal reasons or something. Things were going totally normal until the initiation ceremony. Just like any other party, I showed up with two six packs of beer ready to get tanked as all hell. The scene was different when I showed up, though. My future bros Topher, Levi, Duncan, Ricky, Tayte and Other Levi were all standing there in underwear with the name “Andrew Christian” on it.
They made me take off my pants and change into the underwear, too. We played Twister together and drank beer out of a big plastic penis, then one of the guys put his balls on my face in a gesture that was supposed to be humiliating (but I kind of liked it). At some point, I had to do a shot out of someone’s butt crack, and I’m not gonna lie, my dick went semi when I bent over to get close to his sweaty ass.
Does this mean I’m gay now?
– Confused College Boy
Photo credit: Andrew Christian
Watch some video footage from my initiation ceremony below:
Be like my frat brothers and me! Buy a shit-ton of underwear from ANDREW CHRISTIAN.
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AC should just stop making underwear and make porn. It seems to be the direction he is going.
Meh. The frat boy thing jumped the shark long ago.
That’s a good idea. He should venture into porn. He already has Topher on the payroll.
This reminds me of an all-male version of a Halloween party I went to. I still don’t understand why all these guys went as “slutty frat guy.” It took me a moment after watching the video to realize this was an advertisement; I agree that AC really ought to get into porn. Maybe hire an outside set of ears for their music, though…
maybe you’re Bi or even Pan-Sexual
discussion over
Pan-sexual? Talk like that belongs in the “Sex in the Kitchen” post, sir.
heh.
you mad hatter.
:: pinches your cheeks ::
Perhaps he could convince Topher to appear in a scene where he actually looks like he ENJOYS bottoming.
Leave it to a Grammar freak to only notice the misspelled name: Mila not Mile.
…what was this article for again?
Oh no! Confused College Boy has turned so gay that he can’t even type.
Thankfully, I’m here to edit this thrilling piece for him.
I didn’t want to say anything, but yeah, that bothered me too.
I think the article’s about how Andrew Christian turns ordinary young men into walking stereotypes. That, or it’s an ad for a really bad party planner.
With a great deal of “suspension of disbelief” that was indeed interesting. I agree with Trust in Suspicion…that music…ouch. I think I like the story better than the movie.
Me too!
nah it does not mean you are gay as long as you still like girls ya just bi