Hell To The No: Golden Girls Porn

Golden Girls porn

Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty must be rolling over in their graves, because porn company New Sensations has announced plans for "An All MILF XXX Parody" of their hit show Golden Girls. Filming will allegedly begin next week, during which I'll cry while watching Hallmark channel reruns of the series.

Blanche Devereaux may have made her share of naughty films. Rose Nylund posed nude for her boyfriend Miles. But let's get one thing clear–Sophia Petrillo was never intended to get titty-fucked. 

This could only have been worse if it had been a gay porn parody, starring Allen Silver and other hot daddies in drag. Or maybe that would have made it better? It's impossible to tell, but we'd love to hear what Betty White and Rue McClanahan have to say about this…

– Dewitt

To watch a porno-themed clip from Golden Girls, follow the JUMP: