See what I did there?!?! This headline is obviously funny and sexy. “Wood” is a slang term for penis, and in case you didn’t notice, Manhunt member irish_fool is holding a tree over his shoulder in one of his profile pictures. (Spoiler alert! Trees are made of wood.) This would normally be the place where, as a professional writer of blog posts, I would brag about the clever and groundbreaking power of my wordplay, but I am actually more impressed by the brief wit in this handsome devil’s profile. For example, here’s how he describes himself:
“A man for all seasons. Except Spring. It’s rubbish.”
Whatever, it made me LOL (which is popular internet vernacular for laughing out loud). It doesn’t hurt irish_fool‘s case that he’s an attractive dude with a great beard, a lean build, a killer smile and a light dusting of fuzziness. Rumor has it that his wood is also rather appetizing, and this time, I’m not talking about the wood that’s over his shoulder.
– Dewitt
Check out some pictures of this fine fellow below:
Head over here to skim over his profile, find out what he’s into or send him a message.
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i am loving the fact facial hair n hairness in general is slowly coming back am so over the shaved,waxed,plucked look it looks friggin horrible actually…..love my fellas hairy hehe
What I wouldn’t give to look like him. Or to see him looking back at me in the mirror… from behind me, naked, and aiming for my ass. Why lie? This guy’s fucking hot!
He’s hot, but I disagree about spring being rubbish. After that gross week or so of rain and the smell of poop when the snow melts, it’s the most beautiful and hopeful time of year. Grass starts growing, trees get leaves, flowers start to bloom. It’s the best after a hideously long winter. Most people say they love summer or fall, but fall, while pretty for a few weeks with leaves turning rich warm colours, it’s basically a warning that 5 months of fucking winter is coming. It’s depressing.
Normally i’m not big of facial hair but god he is sexy with it.
YOWZAH!
Seconded. He’s phenomenal.
I was oddly irritated about the spring thing. It’s my favourite season.
Where I live in south east Texas, you never know what the hell you’re going to get during Fall, Winter, & Spring. If you don’t like the weather in those seasons, then just wait 5 minutes. It’ll change. Except for in the summer. We have one setting. Hot as hades. But in winter it will be 80 degrees one day then the next it’ll be 32. Or in early spring you’ll leave the house in shorts and then have to wrap up like an Eskimo by the evening or vice versa. Lol!
Hits all the right notes for me!!!