“He Can Be My Husband”

That’s a quote from Manhunt‘s page on Facebook. We shared some pictures of pauliegraph exactly one week ago, and the response was extremely positive for someone who doesn’t look like this. I’ll confess, pauliegraph already appeared on our 40 Men To Make You Say “WOOF” list, but when I saw all that glowing feedback, it made me think he deserved his own special moment to shine.

This 31 year-old versatile bottom stands at 6’4″, and he’s looking to hang out, make new friends and explore connections with people of substance in the Seattle area. However, it should be noted that he’s not completely opposed to other options. “I am a guy,” he writes in his profile. “And we all know how that goes sometimes…”

Unrelated! Am I the only one who thinks he bears a slight resemblance to Wreck-It Ralph in the picture above? I couldn’t decide if that was something that was okay to say, and then I realized tons of people want to get it on with Wreck-It Ralph. In fact, I would strongly advise never Googling “Wreck-It Ralph porn”. You will get great pictures like this or this, but oof, there are also a lot of sick, twisted people with no boundaries out there. You’ve been warned.

But, um, let’s get back to talking about pauliegraph…

– Dewitt

Take a look below and decide whether you, too, would marry this man: