Have you heard about the upcoming season of Heroes? Due to the fact that most people stopped caring about the show, the writers are pulling a stunt in which Hayden Panettiere's character will engage in some "sapphic experimentation" with her college roommate. For the denser folks out there, that's fancy talk for bumping Cindy Lou Va-Who-Whos.
In other news, Panettiere is looking to become the next Meryl Streep. Someone needs to tell her that Meryl would never release a song that sounds like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton's leftovers. Or would she? Keep your eyes out for the upcoming single by Streepers Creepers.
– Dewitt
Hey her song was much better than anything Lindsay or Paris have released.
Anyways, Heroes is trying so hard. I’m not sure why I keep watching. I just keep hoping it’ll get better.