Have You Ever: Used A Food Item For Masturbation?

Wrong holiday? Oh well! When we saw this picture of New York-based model Gio, it immediately made us wonder where else he might stick that carrot. Whether it’s curiosity or a lack of better options, many folks have used food items as sex toys. Cucumbers! Warm pies! Um, waffles? Shall we even go on? Honestly, we’ve heard it all…

Since none of us have even done this (or at least won’t admit it), we’d love to hear about your stories or experiences. Did you show off on webcam with nothing but a zucchini and your lubed-up butthole? Fuck a watermelon and get your dick all juicy? Spill the details!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Chris Teel

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42 thoughts on “Have You Ever: Used A Food Item For Masturbation?

  1. Oh yes a carrot works well as does a banana and many other fruit and vegetable items. They all do wonders when you dont have the real thing

  2. Usually you start your topics by telling us about your own experiences, Dewitt. Not this time? Would love to hear it.

    OT: no, I haven’t. Have allways lived minutes away from ventures where the real thing is avalable instantly. And I’m not very willing to ruin a good warm apple pie I suppose.

  3. A carrot here. It was my first time with anything besides my finger. I was a bit over enthusiastic and hurt myself -.- Oh, well live and learn. Always keep an eye out for something that might be fun to play with.

  4. A carrot here. It was my first time with anything besides my finger. I was a bit over enthusiastic and hurt myself -.- Oh, well live and learn. Always keep an eye out for something that might be fun to play with.

  5. I was young and dumb, but when I was in high school, I poked a pecan (in the shell) in my hole. I didn’t realize that it would slip on in. After a few minutes of panic, it finally just popped out. Ever since then, I haven’t put much of anything in my hole.

  6. Can’t say I have don’t anything like that…never been that horny…I would definately play with Gio, anytime, anyplace, anyway, anyhow I could get him…This hott and sexxxy stud is the total package from head to toe…blazing hott!!!!

  7. haha a few times… a banana, a carrot… cut the centre out of a massive orange, warmed it up in the microwave and fucked it… not so much out of desperation but just for fun.

  8. actually, used to jerk off fairly consistently using kilbase… was very good size and flexibility, and ended up fucking myself with them well over a dozen times when i was in high school — only problem was getting rid of the damn things afterward

  9. no, but when I worked at a grocery store as a teen, I walked in on the produce manager fucking a grapefruit…he was using it like a fleshlight…hmm he made it look hot

  10. Well once I used a watermelon. I didn’t cut a hole and fuck it, I sliced it open and smeared it all over my body (and my playmates body) and we licked and ate it off each other and just made a delicious mess with it. It was soooooo much fun…big mess but that’s okay because I love the smell and taste of watermelon. It’s fun to break out of the box and use things in a different way than you usually do.

  11. I LOVE food play! I’m surprised more guys aren’t into it.

    When “American Pie” first came out, of course I had to recreate the apple pie scene. Only problem was I heated the pie too long and managed to seriously burn my weiner! Finished the job once it cooled down, but wasn’t as great as I expected.

    Fucked a watermelon once. It was an…interesting experience. Like Michael! above, I loved the smell and the juice dripping everywhere.

    But my favorite is using stuff like pudding, chocolate syrup, Cool Whip, etc as lube. Feels really good after a hot, sweaty workout or run to cool your cock off by dipping it in a cold tub of something, then maybe smearing it all over your body…

    And thus ends my reveal of my embarrassing fetish. Keep moving guys, nothing to look at here!

  12. MY ex used to use cucumbers and hot dogs on himself. I myself have never thought to do it. Doesn’t seem normal to be, But to each his own. =)

  13. I’ve stuck my dick in cantaloupes – must softer fruit than watermelon (tried that one … it hurt). I have used carrots and a peeled cucumber for my bum. All was fun. Used a hard boiled egg once too – in and out for about an hour … was fun.

  14. No dildoes , no food, if I can’t have the real thing I do without, I don’t understand either, but to each his own

  15. hey when “AMERICAN PIE” movie came out, i also had to try fucking a warm apple pie…. i got one from the bakery, heated it up, and did not wait long enough for it to cool off, so i almost burned off my dick…. thanks gawds i didnt just jam the whole log inside….LOL
    ….but when it was still warm, i fucked it to death and made a mess all over the floor…..
    but as for fruit, or veggie, i used a finger a few times up my asshole, but too damn virgin tight, and was way too painful, so that ended that….. i did see a vid once with two guys fucking a watermelon (one on each side), so i decide to try,,,,did not really feel that good at all, so i will just stick with the real thing,,,,,nice warm cleansed butthole of another young guy

  16. I have to admit that I did it once with a cucumber that I later used in a salad for a dinner my ex and I were having for a couple I couldn’t stand. It felt good, but what was great for me was the compliments I received from them on the salad…hahahaha!!!

  17. Oh yeah, when I was a kid, before I was young enough to buy toys, and before I came out and could find another guy to play with, I found a banana and worked that up my ass. Felt pretty good too. Haven’t done anything with food since, except Crisco for fisting, but that hardly is a food, lol.

  18. Yeah, a cucumber when I was younger. I don’t do it much anymore since I never used to throw away a good toy until I needed to. I lived with my parents so one time, the next day after I used it, my parents cooked with it! There was no way I could tell them so I just sat there. Good thing I have a toy though, but nothing beats that full feeling a fat cucumber can bring!

  19. Fucked an orange, and used a bannanna a few times each. The orange at room temp feels like the real thing.

  20. Never really got intl it… I can see doing it if your too young or too shy to buy a toy at a adult bookstore or something. When I in hs I use to put chocolate and whip cream on my dick and thenlick/suck it off sometime, or fuck a watermelon,but those days are long gone… lol

  21. Never really got intl it… I can see doing it if your too young or too shy to buy a toy at a adult bookstore or something. When I in hs I use to put chocolate and whip cream on my dick and thenlick/suck it off sometime, or fuck a watermelon,but those days are long gone… lol

  22. cucumbers and banans work great, are organic, and can be used after – if peeled. Works great with olive oil, btw.

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