A 36 year-old Brazilian woman was granted the right to legally masturbate at work. No, we’re not making this shit up. This is actually a real news item floating around the internet. You see, Ms. Ana Catarian Bezerra suffers from a chemical imbalance which “triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality”. The only way to relieve it all? Masturbating. A whole lot.
Given how stressful the job environment can be, wouldn’t it be great if all workplaces adopted a masturbation policy? It’d be especially helpful for our job at Manhunt Daily, where we have no choice but to watch sexy-ass dudes fucking one another all day long. For example, take a look at this double penetration scene between Trent Diesel, Gabriel Clark and power bottom Andrew…
The trailer alone got me so boned up that I almost ran into the bathroom to rub one out. Alas, I am much more professional than most of you would think, so I just sat at this desk with a raging boner while Trent literally flipped Andrew over and proceeded to pound him doggystyle. (Note: If I have anything to say about it, I’m getting pounded this hard TONIGHT.)
Now, here’s the fun part of the post–have any of you ever masturbated (or contemplated masturbating) at work? Don’t lie to me. I’ve witnessed several guys on Manhunt Video Chat loosening up their ties and undoing their belts in the office, and that’s not even taking account those of you who sneak off to the bathroom for a quick fapping session. Leave a comment with one of your stories!
– Dewitt
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well of COURSE I’ve jacked at work…hasn’t everyone?
one of the joys of a private office with a door….and vertical blinds…….yanking out a big thick load midday…….
ALL the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some times, I think that’s what they pay me for………
Yesss! I’m a student and I love to masturbate between classes!
Considering where I work, so not a good idea. Btw, who else loves DP scenes?
i can’t say that i have.
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is that one of the privileges of being white-collar?
it sure must be nice for you-all who can find the time for such a thing.
(no.
i’m not jealous at all.
😐 .)
I work at an elementary school, so no.
More times than I can count… Especially when I use to work at the gym back in college and had to do rounds in the locker rooms! Whenever the ROTC boys got done with training and hit the showers, I definitely made it a point to rub out shortly after… Lol! Do it every once and a while at work if I am just too horny to even focus during the day, though definitely not as much 😉
Many times!
i used to work as a publicist for children’s books. i remember jerking off at work on my last day – before i resigned, and i used some of the merchandise to wipe up… i hope my replacement enjoyed finding a child’s t-shirt covered in cum under the desk the next week…
Of course !
Driving a semi-truck down the Ohio turnpike, smiling all the way to Indiana 😉
was in the air force in hawaii … huge central building and jacked all the time there. There was a fairly private bathroom close to where the generals were … complete with glory hole. I’ve been sucked off so many times in that bathroom! Ah, great memories.
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Oh most definitely, I’ve beat off so many times in the passed. Sometimes those office jobs get your mind racing…. haven’t in a few months at my current position though. I did however a few months back go to the handicapped bathroom and take some cock pics for a guy, and then got so horny that I had to cum right there!
I did about 6 or 7 times over the years in different places I worked. It’s great to release yourself and even more exciting thinking of getting caught by someone you work with.
I do it all the time. There are lots of hotties in my office, so sometimes I have to go to the bathroom and just rub one out in the stall. I will only do it if I have the whole bathroom to myself. Only once have I been interrupted and unable to finish.
Hell yes I’ve jerked at work!! In my office, door open, never yet been caught… but that’s the excitment of it!! Viewing some hot guy on the screen rock hard pants undone and jerking yourself to cum knowing that any second someone could walk in and catch you!! Super HOT!!
Oh. My. God. Want. Want. Want.
Damn, the bottom is cute!
I used to work in a building with a call center. There were a lot of cute,horny young guys. My office was near the men’s room so I could see them on their way sometimes with an “awkward boner”. The booths in the men’s room faced each other and the doors were not very tight so you could see the guy across from you playing. There was one kid who used to go in and rub one out almost every day and I would play along with him. I know he could see me too and I think it turned him on to be watched. The best part was when he would moan just before blowing his load. Good times!!!
yes i have, had an hour break and got bored so went to the toilet and rubbed one out 🙂 was hot
No. The guys there aren’t hot enough.
Yes, I go to the locker room and jack-off at least once a week. Always a good stress relief. 🙂
the answer is No but got a huge hard sometimes 🙂
Was there a question on the table? Looking at those hot cocky boys distracted me. DAMN!
Damn you other-X! I was here first. /shakes fist.
I probably would have done this already were the bathrooms at work actually ever clean. But still, a boy can dream. 😛
And you lived to tell the tale!
for sure, too bad i’m always alone when i do
Am I the only one who actually goes 2 WORK 2 WORK ?
Yep, a few times, but mostly because it’s been days without having sex nor masturbating at home, so i got horny with bad timing!
At a job? Yes. Used to work for a bookstore, and I’d bring one of the gay ‘romance’ novels with me. At work, where I have a career, never, the security of employment is more important than thinking about some of my clients supremely naked.
Yes, but sex at work is better!
jerking off b4 exam in the library is a the best way to kill the stress same as in the office