Now I don’t want to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a big shooter. When my load goes flying, it’s never clear whether someone’s going to be extremely impressed or pissed off that I ruined the paint job on their wall. Even if I tried to practice my aim, there would be no avoiding the end result. My jizz is entirely unpredictable…
This becomes a problem whenever I’m jerking off on my back. Whether I’m getting fucked, finishing up or masturbating on my own, there have been multiple occasions when I’ve hit myself in the face. Chin, hair, nose, lips, ears… You name it! If it’s any body part above the neck, I’ve probably hit it with my own semen.
Hell, I’ve even done this while sitting up in a desk chair, stroking my cock in Manhunt chat! Luckily, I was wearing my glasses. Or my “protective eyewear”, as one viewer deemed them. With a huge glob hanging from the lenses, all I could think to myself was, “Better there than my eyes!”
Has anything like this ever happened to you? Leave a comment with your best story or experience! You can even consider this a support group for dudes who cum like fountains. Or you could just click through and rub one out to these pictures of Gabe and Chris. The choice is up to you, my dear!
Photo credit: Sean Cody
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