Have You Ever: Fooled Around In A Taxi Cab?

Back in my trashier days–and don’t even try to question the “back in” part–I spent a night in New York running around with a random nightlife celeb. It was one of my brief forays into “the bubble”, in which the presence of a beautiful person ensured I didn’t have to wait in lines for super-exclusive clubs.

The one big problem? I had no desire to go to super-exclusive clubs. We spent hours drinking and parading around with the city’s elite homos, and it quickly became clear that it was best to just grin and bear it. When else would I have an opportunity like this? Pretty much never.

It wasn’t until 3AM that things started to get interesting. I looked over to find my acquaintance chatting with another guy. This wasn’t a huge surprise, considering he was one of the most socially adept people I had ever met. However, it was the type of guy that threw me off. Imagine one of the more questionable entries in our Secret Sex series. Now, imagine one step down from there. Let’s just say he wasn’t “conventionally” attractive.

With that said, there was a very charismatic quality to him. The way he carried himself made you want to suck his dick. It’s kind of hard to explain? The point of the story is that we somehow wound up taking a cab together, and the mystery man was sandwiched between the two of us. My partner in crime began making out with him, and then demanded that I do the same. There may or may not have been over-the-pants handjobs, light fingering and animalistic groping up one another’s shorts. You fill in the blanks.

Oddly, nobody ended the night with their “blank” filled. My faithful copilot freaked out at the last minute (he had a boyfriend), and we wound up getting a separate cab back to his place. We slept in different beds. And no peens were inserted into any buttholes. But that’s just my story! What about you? Have you ever fooled around in a taxi cab?

– Dewitt

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9 thoughts on “Have You Ever: Fooled Around In A Taxi Cab?

  1. I shared a cab once with a straight couple and on the way as the wife was lean forward talking to the cab driver the husband and I leaned and kissed. he and I had our hands down each others pants and the wife turned around and smiled. we got to my place first and they wanted to come in but I just could not get over her being there.

  2. cab from a bar in NYC to Port Authority with a guy i soooo wanted to take home, but he had to go back to Jersey.. total suck n blow in the back of the cab on the way.. it was worth it.. big tip for the cabbie.. he’s seen it all…

  3. That…was pretty hot.

    Woulda been so much hotter if orange shirt guy didn’t stare straight at the camera as often as he did…=/

    And getting it on in a moving car is kinda one of my fantasies…^///^

  4. I once fucked a guy in the back seeat of a cab in DC while the guy drove us around. We almost wrecked a few times because he was more interested in what we were doing than what was in the road. He drove us up and down P street several times with the windows down. This was all during Gay Pride about 15 years ago. I often think about that little lebanese hottie I was fucking. Wish I had at least gotten his name. Damn.

  5. Yes, I was at a straight bar. The bar was one of those that plays half and half of Country and Mainstream Music. I didn’t really care, we had been taking Jell-O shots and everything.
    While I was there some guy kept staring at me from the bar. I motioned him to come over. We chatted for a few minutes. I leaned in to whisper in his ear. “What do you think about this?” as i grabbed him by the cock. To my surprise, I must have been turning him on, he was already hard. He said, “I like that idea, I’m going to grab my coat”
    We went outside to grab a cab. Once in the cab we started making out, that’s when I reached for his cock again and took it out and started jerking for a few minutes. I then made him put it away when we got close to my place.

  6. MPLS Pride a couple years ago, my roommate and I took a cab home from the bar, and our cabbie was a total hottie…ended up talking to him the entire way home, and when he dropped us off, we had a little three person makeout session; we invited him in, but he was still on the clock. Still, one of the best cab-rides ever!

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