I'm not talking water polo, boys. Have you ever urinated on someone or been urinated on? I'm not one to judge if that's your thing, but I never quite understood the appeal.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away (also known as New Jersey), I met up with a rather attractive grad student at Princeton University. To say we had an amazing time is an understatement. We parted ways because he wanted to take our relationship to the next level and I was hesitant, but a few years later… he wanted to take our relationship to a very different level.
We were both up late and pretty horny, so he invited me over and said "drink a few glasses of water before you drive over". For a second, I wondered why he'd want me to nearly pee on myself on the forty-five minute drive, but then my blonde-ass self got the full picture. Unfortunately when I told him I wasn't into the whole watersports thing, he said, "Well, you shouldn't even bother coming over." Ouch! I know for a fact that at least one of us had a date with their hand that night.
Looking back, I began to wonder (this is the part where I face out to you like Carrie Bradshaw in the first season of Sex and the City)… should I have been more adventurous? All I had to do was whip out my dick, relieve myself and some guy would go wild over it. Pretty easy gig, right?
But enough about me! Tell us all a little bit about your experiences with watersports and what turns you on about this particular fetish. I know it's not for everyone, so save all your "gross" comments for another post.
– Dewitt
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youre a fucking tool, dewitt
a ‘no no no’ for me.
just disgusting and disturbing.
I don’t see why there is a reason to call him a tool.
He is not with any formal type establishment maybe technically,
however being a bitchy queen calling him a tool for disliking water sports is a bit lame.
I do not think I would ever engage in water sport in my life even
if it would turn my partner on so much.
It could start water sports then lead into more like eating crap!
Maybe I did escalate it a bit too high, however where else would a fetish like that lead?
Never knew the blog guys name was Dewitt.
I always look forward to reading some of the blog so thanks guy.
Adrian: how exactly could water sports lead into eating crap? They’re totally different! This argument sounds like anti gay marriage people who think gay marriage will lead to incest and beastiality! Or like people who think that pot in itself isn’t a bad drug, but will lead you to heroin like *that*
My bf and I have tried watersports, we both think its something that looks hotter than it is to do in reality (in reality, its really hard to make yourself pee on someone else!). But the few times we’ve tried it, its always been entertaining at least lol.
I used to think it was the nastiest thing I had ever heard of. But now it’s fucking hot! It’s just liquid, people. Many of us agree that it’s the closest thing to a really long cum all over us that we will experience. If only guys COULD cum by the cupfull!! Let me end by saying that I would be the target for an entire sports team before I would EVER suck on anyones toes!!
I think it leads to eating crap because both are forms of deification.
That is how I think water sports could lead to crap.
Never heard the argument being gay will lead to incest nor bestiality there is not direct correlation. I know you’re using those as outrageous reasoning, however I do feel what I’ve said above does have a correlation if you think I’m wrong so be it.
Normally there is a correlation with gateway drugs at least half the time if not more.
Still don’t think I would try water-sports with anyone.
Deification? You mean water sports and scat will turn you into a god? Wow … why aren’t more guys doing this then?
If you mean DEFECATION, then you’re wrong: defecation is just that, the process of removing feces from one’s body i.e. taking a dump. And the only thing the two processes have in common is they both involve eliminating waste from one’s body; that’s all.
One can sexualize almost any bodily function: there are guys who are turned on by being farted on. Some guys are into spit. Some guys like sweat. To each his own, I say; but to say that one is a threshold to the other simply because they are waste-eliminating body functions is a pretty big stretch. I know several guys who are into water sports that are totally turned off by the idea of scat. They don’t see any connection; honestly, neither do I.
I suck at spelling and no wonder I got a C in majors bio 2.
I’d respond to more, but it’s the weekend now I skimmed and didn’t retain anything else out the the last post.
Now that is some funny shit misspelled or not!
lol you guys are crazy
I have never tried water sports and I dotn think I will
I really dont see the connection that soem ppl see between ws and scat.
I must say just be open and honest.
And ‘deification’ lmfao I wanna become a god lol
One time I was with a really hot guy, and he wanted me to pee on him. I was willing to do it, but I couldn’t make myself go – nothing came out. Maybe I was too self-conscious.
If the opportunity comes up again I would do it. It’s less gross than sucking on a penis that’s not very clean. It’s just a fetish and it doen’t hurt anybody like some other fetishes do.
I’m not into it but me and my partner (now ex) peed on each other a few times in the shower. But there was no sexual pleasure in it.
that’s kind of funny. no offense. I can’t believe he just shot you down like that.
This is the thing I don’t get about fetishes.
Sure, there’s stuff I like, but not to the point that I can’t get off without them. I am sure that we would find something to do, you know? It seems kind of limiting to require certain activities or devices, etc. to really enjoy being with someone. I’d feel bad for them, but then I don’t want to pass judgment, either. I just don’t think about it.
TBH, I’d feel rejected, too, if that happened to me.
Water-Sport, Golden-Shower, Yellow-bath… blah blah blah. W/S is only another thing some people used to get turned on. I personally enjoy it when it is clean in a nice shower so I can rinse myself up. If you think urine is dirty and disgusting because the body gets rid of it, let me tell you that you are very wrong. Many people actually have used and still do use urine for good. Urine is full of vitamins and nutrient that are excellent for skin moisturizing. The body eliminate those nutrients because it does not need them at the time they are in the body, so it will naturally get rid of it through urinating.
I happen to see that many gay men love rimming, where as opposed to urine, you have lots of bad and good germs.
We LGBT people should be more open minded to things.
I’m all for water-sport.