With Austin Wilde, Brian Bonds, and Liam Cyber.

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And meeee! Living vicariously through their antics.

If you’ve never done one of these liveblogs here before before, you can check out this one I did with Dallas Steele’s show to get you up to speed.

Otherwise, lie back, get comfortable, get logged into GuysinSweatpants.com and hit CAMS, and then refresh this page as necessary to load new comments.

Let’s go!

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8:57PM:   Waiting patiently with a surprising number of other early arrivals.

9:00PM:   And we’re off. I think. I don’t know. Nothing’s happening yet.

9:01PM:   It’s happening! The guys are here and everybody looks good. Although there is a lot of clothing so far. TOO much clothing.

9:03PM:   Brian Bonds is so bendy.

9:05PM:   I’m not totally sure, but this seems to be a cooking show so far. There’s blenders and ingredients and Brian has a Paula Deen-esqe Southern accent. Maybe the dicks are coming soon.

9:08PM:   This is straight up Truvy’s Cuppa Cuppa Cuppa that Brian is cooking in that thing. 100%.

9:09PM:  Bonds saves the day by putting Liam’s beautiful giant dick in his mouth and gagging on it a little. Yes to all of this.  The Cuppa Cuppa Cuppa has already been abandoned.

9:11PM:  Brian is sucking and jacking Liam’s cock and you can hear Austin like two feet away with the food processor, still trying to make cookies happen.

9:13PM:   Liam and Brian put their dicks in the cookie dough. I can’t screengrab fast enough and it’s very frustrating. How do I rewind?

9:20PM:   A lotta gagging sounds outta Brian for somebody who does this for a living:

9:30PM:   Oh whoops. I forgot I was doing this. Some dicks got sucked and I got distracted. I’m like an animal that way. Sorry. I’m back. Tryina make a gif.

9:32PM:   I love that Austin says “yous guys.” Wtf is he from?

9:34PM:  AND WE HAVE PENETRACHE! Finally! I don’t know what’s happening with the cookies, but I do know that Liam got inside of Brian like he was walking into an open doorframe. Brian is the master of big dicks and I don’t know how he does it.

9:36PM:   People in the video chat are making recipie puns and that’s why I’m staying silent in there.

9:37PM:   HOLY SHIT dude already came! IDK why I’m surprised. I wouldn’t have lasted that long.

9:40PM:   Five times I have tried to scroll the frame of the camera to the left to see stuff that was getting cut off. HOW DO CAMERAS WORK BECAUSE I CLEARLY DO NOT KNOW.

9:43PM:    Brian is the only sensible chef of the bunch and is currently restructuring Austin’s flat cookie dough smashout into properly spaced/sized cookie balls.

9:45PM:  Having fixed the cookies, Brian is now back in front of the dick. He knows what he’s here for.   Aside- why Austin still has underwear on is unclear to me and the audience at large it seems.

9:48PM:   This is the whole show now and I’m fine with that:

9:55:PM:   WOW! I feel like I knew Austin’s dick was big, but it seems like extra EXTRA tonight.

10:02PM:   There’s something refreshing to the fact that these guys last a similar duration before busting as regular people do. Porn going on and on and on and on forever is such a lie.  Fuckin’ make some cookies, fuck, and cum as many times as possible in between cookie making.  That’s how you do it.

10:05PM:   I suspect this is near the end for this show, as everybody has lost a little bitta sperm, the cookies are “done.” Though according to Austin: “This is literally just hot cookie dough.”  But I’ll hang out till they turn the thing off.

10:15PM:   It’s still happening kids. The last ten minutes was just eating cookies and not playing with dicks at all. And then dishwashing. We’ll take a quick minute and just soak in the beauty that is Liam’s butt, because it was alluded that he might be bottoming for GISP in the very near future, and because it’s basically flawless:

10:30PM:  I think that’s my limit. This was excellent, but now it just feels like I’m eavesdropping on someone’s conversations about turkey burgers.

Thank you go Guys in Sweatpants, and Austin, Brian, and Liam for an entertaining evening. You guys are rockstars.

Bedtime for me.

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Final Thought: One of the many reason I like GISP is that it feels sincere in a way that a lot of other content just doesn’t. Their models feel like they’re friends in real life (or they could be – not that that really ultimately matters) and that if you met them, they’d just be regular (unusually attractive, big dick’d) guys.

Tonight’s show was a great illustration of this whole idea. They just got on cam and fucked around for a couple hours, made some cookies, sucked some dicks, and dropped some loads. It wasn’t a fucking production, and it wasn’t about anybody posing or posturing to pop their ass out a little bit more or make their dick look that extra half inch bigger. There was no makeup or photoshopping. They just fucked around like guys fuck around. And invited the people who admire them to feel like they’re part of that.

That’s fuckin cool.

I’ll probably check out Dylan James‘ show on Sunday as well. But if I don’t you still totally should:

 

– tyler