Guys Who Should Do Gay Porn: Conor McGregor

First off, that fight was 99.99! Dude, 99.99! Even if I was a slavering MMA fan, I would not be shelling out 100 chickens for that mess! Hell, I’m sure someone in my universe was streaming it illegally! Secondly – scrappy Irishman Conor McGregor might have lost, but he certainly proved that the “Irish Curse” is just an old wives’ tale. Dude was PACKING at the weigh-in! That’s the best part of a big MMA fight. The guys kicking each other into brain damage is “eh,” but the two dudes stripped down to their skivvies and giving us a glimpse of the goods is where it’s at. Keep scrolling for some Irish mixed martial arts bulge.

– Michael Xavier