GRAB IT: Slutty Undies For Your Slutty Costume

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Everyone who’s anyone knows that Andrew Christian is the premiere brand for underwear that says, “I’m down to fuck”. You might as well have your dick hanging out when you’re wearing their line of briefs, jocks and jock briefs, and you can actually have your ass hanging out (to varying degrees) with the latter two options.

I’m bringing this up for several reasons—1) You probably need a last-minute Halloween costume, 2) You probably want to get laid on Halloween, 3) This “How To Dress Like A Slut” video can help you achieve both of those goals, and 4) Andrew Christian is running A TON OF SALES right now, including 30% off the entire site with the promo code “300FANS”.

Look, I’m just trying to help you out! You don’t need to take advantage of this 30% discount for Halloween unless you want to end the night with zero dicks in your mouth. You could just watch this awesome video starring Brent Corrigan, Quinn Jaxon, Willam Belli and some other hot dudes…

Or you could be an awesome slut.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Andrew Christian

Click through to find out “How To Dress Like A Slut” (not that you need help):

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8 thoughts on “GRAB IT: Slutty Undies For Your Slutty Costume

  1. YUP, that’s my boyfriend Jonny McGovern (not to be confused with my future husband Troy Daniels).

  2. YUP, that’s my boyfriend Jonny McGovern (not to be confused with my future husband Troy Daniels).

  3. YUP, that’s my boyfriend Jonny McGovern (not to be confused with my future husband Troy Daniels).

  4. Guess I’m old school. Don’t mind if a guy wears no-nonsense JC Penney briefs or Jockey boxers. Save the designer underwear for someone who cares.

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