Golden Globes Sexy

Hey, you raunchy sluts! I’m back! After a sojourn to Buffalo (long story), Manhunt Daily is once again grasping me tightly to her bosom. And by that I mean I am once again letting Dewitt fist me. KIDDING.

Did anyone watch the Golden Globes? Besides that AMAZING look that old queen Elton John threw Madonna’s win in the Most Irrelevant Song From A Movie category, there was some hotness on display. That hotness being George Clooney talking about how much he wanted to put Michael Fassbender’s dick in his butt. Seriously, he was ENRAPTURED over that schlong. We all are.

I like a guy in formalwear. I have a theory that just about everyone but Jonah Hill (he’s the worst) looks good in a tux. Do you agree?

p.s. Adam Levine does nothing but sit in a revolving chair on TV and look rock-starry as he spins around, but he is HHOOTT. Hence his captaining this post.

– J. Harvey

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I’m kinda into Leo DiCaprio thickening up. It could mean the cushion is widening for better pushing. His model skanks might be crestfallen, though.

Clooney’s inner mo’ is busting out lately. It’s making him sexier.

I’m not sure why he went for the dye job in the shade of “Evil Pimp”, but it’s not diluting the sexy.

Divorce makes you beautiful.

Why does Jimmy Fallon get to do everything I want to do? Host a late-night show, dry hump Adam Levine, etc. Jerk.

The dude from Homeland is underrated. If you watched the torture scenes (I know, torture is kind of a boner deflater unless you’re into that), you saw that he has body.

He’s like the gay-next-door you can bring home to your mom.

Michael Fassbender’s peen was the real winner of the evening.

I can’t even tell you how much I want to be JGoLev’s date.

Fuck the h8ers, I’d be on him like white on rice.

59 thoughts on “Golden Globes Sexy

  1. ‘The dude from Homeland’ is Damian Lewis, and is f-ing hot. The ginger hair and English accent helps too. 😉

  2. At least Madonna’s “song-that-really-sounds-like-something-I-wrote” sounded as if it were from one of her better times than a generic son she’s written. 

  3. Wish I knew who all of this sexy men are. I’m kind of like a box of rocks with Hollywood stuff, a useless man.

  4. Sorry about that. From the top – Adam Levine, Gerard Butler/Leonardo DiCaprio/Benedict Cumberbatch (l – r), Leo/George Clooney/Benedict Cumberbatch (l – r), Bradley Cooper, Ashton Kutcher, Adam Levine/Jimmy Fallon (l – r), Damian Lewis, Matthew Morrison, Michael Fassbender, Joseph Gordon-Leavitt/Will Reiser (l – r), and Peter Dinklage.

  5. re: Peter Dinklage
    damn right. I’m glad I’m not the only one.

    Also, ooh damn, I didn’t even realize that was Gerry. Lookin’ good enough to eat.

  6.  “Madonna is a hateful old bitch…when was the last time she did anything that anyone cared about?” There, I fixed it.

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