God Bless America

After an 18-hour patrol, these brave soldiers blew off some steam by lip-dubbing “Barbie Girl.” And you thought you hated that song. Wonderful things happen when straight guys are stuck together for long stretches of time. They lose inhibitions, and entertain themselves by dry-humping to really bad pop songs. Can you imagine what must take place in submarines? You never see the YouTube evidence. It must get hot down there in a submarine…clothes must come off pretty easily…and someone probably has “The Sign” by Ace of Base on their iPod. Hmmmm.

– J. Harvey

To watch two manly men perform “Barbie Girl,” Follow the JUMP:

33 thoughts on “God Bless America

  1. The one with the shaved head and shirtless was TOO REAL, he’s a WOMAN,and that wasn’t the 1st time he had his legs wrapped around a male.   2 Fem4 me.

  2. really?  The man gets shot at for a living, and is in one of the most dangerous parts of the world, working in the most testosterone driven organizations to ever exist, and he’s too fem for you? What the fuck?

  3. Not all soldiers are straight, and they definitely prove it. I bet they’re really together. As annoying as the song is, the Vid is a bit hot, LOL

  4. This has got to be the most homoerotic of the military dance vids I’ve seen on youtube so far.  Is it just me or did “Ken” have a semi?

  5. the guy with the shaved head,he acts as gauy so naturally,is not his firts time,looks like he´s having so much fun,he is definetely a gay boy hehehehe

  6. J Harvey why are we assuming that they are STR8 ? Maybe it’s me but I do not think they are acting  the taller guy is sporting wood and the shorter guy just seems way 2 happy & eager 2 bad there was not a hidden camera in the closet we could have watched them celibrate the repeal of don’t ask don’t tell  !!

  7. I can’t believe I’m saying this but…….. They did enjoy that way too much to be totally straight… If straight at all….. But hey.. In stressful times, you gotta do what you gotta do to survive. 🙂

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