Gerard Butler’s Ass Can Crack Walnuts, His Nuts Can Withstand Extreme Cold

Gerard Butler‘s body can perform superhuman feats. That’s probably why he’s banged practically every actress in Hollywood. Gerard gave us mere mortals (well, at least the ones in Germany) a taste of his fantastic abilities on the show Wetten, dass…?. They had a guest on who demonstrated his ass prowess by cracking a bunch of walnuts in a row. So the host made Gerard do it. Gerard, obviously aware that Olympus Has Fallen could use the boost, gave in and sat his ass on nuts.

HEE! Not only that, but then the host had him pour ice down his pants. Wow. The things actors will do to sell a movie. This is Germany, right? And they can do dirtier things there than on American TV? Then he should have had Gerard pick up dildos with his ass. Sit on each one, flex that ring of fire, and up he goes!

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One thought on “Gerard Butler’s Ass Can Crack Walnuts, His Nuts Can Withstand Extreme Cold

  1. First off…wow! What a set they are on! Now that’s how you do a variety show (or whatever they hell they are doing). Next, if I ever wanted to be an icecube, it was right then. I’d totally climb in Gerards pants anytime! ANY TIME…so if you’re listening Gerard, get at me.

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