Behold the first image of actor Chris Hemsworth as Thor. Well, it’s not technically the first image from the film, but it’s the first one that gave me a half-boner. I mean, do you see those arms? He doesn’t even need Mjolnir, because he could just pin down his enemies and fuck the shit out of them with his Thunder God dick.
While the long hair isn’t necessarily doing it for me, I fully recognize that it’s part of the the character’s look, and I’m willing to forgive this man for anything if he talks to me in his sexy accent. What do you think–hot or not? And if the answer is “not”, maybe you’ll enjoy his brother Liam going down on a banana. Just sayin’.
– Dewitt
To watch an interview with some behind-the-scenes footage, follow the JUMP:
well, see Dewitt, sometimes long hair is hot on a guy.
like, Chris.
(and, perhaps, a megasized Hercules.)
I’ve loved THOR since childhood……..he’s not a disappointment yet. DAMN!
yuck
Super hott..hammer time !…sory…
totally not hot. he is fugly hot. but not hot hot. face and hair are less than stellar. body is fake over built gym hot. i was in jail with lot of men hotter and thicker than him that are worthy of the title Thor. Arnold is his prime is way hotter than ever coul be…
Looks like he’s still in costume…hair line looks to straight and perfect…Good looking guy though.
Why is he wearing tshirt and jeans? I thought he was Thor, where’s the fur and shorts?? Haha another modernization of a classic comic 8^(
Definitely not hot. Hot body but that face has to go!
What’s not hot? He’s a handsome guy with big muscles. I even hate guys with long hair, but I’d pork him.
OK great…. now why is the guy’s hair so important? He’s a hot guy, yeah not the hottest maybe, but still very hot. Oh…. but he’s not fashionable with the hair? Are these comments coming during you break in hair burner night school? Funny how some of the femmiest guys think buzzing their head will somehow replace the testosterone they are lacking.
wow.
let me try that again:
well, see Dewitt, sometimes long hair is hot on a guy.
like, Chris.
(and, perhaps, a megasized Hercules.)
**i don’t know how i’d messed that one up…**
it is true that not a lot of guys can pull off Luxurious Locks..
..but for those who can: that definitely ain’t no Deal•Breaker, lady!
Thank you all who DON’T want or like Chris…I’ll gladly take him off your hands (and into my bedroom)!
Everyone here is very stupid.
He looks like Thor. Doesn’t matter if you like the look or not, that’s how Thor looks. I don’t like long hair on guys, but if Thor didn’t have this hair I’d be thoroughly pissed. Good job Hollywood for picking someone who actually looks the part. I’m sure the story will be fucked up, but at least the character will look right.
I <3 Natalie Portman. I'm def gonna see this movie.
If he was 500 LBS and covered N sweaty nasty matted down hair would be screaming he’s hot like the natural look .. He is hot and he does look like Thor & I like the long hair !!!
I left out U QUEENS would be screaming
no the wrestler? pah
chris is hot but i like him much better before he beefed up.
good grief this guy is hot
Uh guys Thor grew up human on earth way before he became Thor.
I loved Chris Hemsworth before he got freakishly beefed up. Now I’m not such a fan. But at least it’s fitting for the movie.
whilst i like him not quite so buff, he’s still seriously sexy! Chris is HOT and so is his Thor…or in this shot, his Donald Blake..