Gay Terms We Hate: Fudgepacker

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Today’s subject is a little different than the previous ones. “Fudgepacker” is actually a gay SLUR that I hate.

There are gay slurs you like, you ask incredulously? Yeah, it really depends on the usage and who’s saying it that makes it a slur, right? But I can pretty much stand firm in my opinion that no one out there is proudly referring to themselves as a “fudgepacker.”

Ugh, what a juvenile term. And if I’m calling it juvenile. It sounds like it originated in the school caf with some bodily function-obsessed 9th grader who has that odd straight guy curiosity with gay sex.

(Side note: You gays out there with straight guy friends. If you’re close with the heterosexual in question, have you received the inevitable “so, uh, what do you, ya know, DO with other guys…” question? Yeah, me too.)

And yeah, “fudgepacker” stems from moronic dismissal of anal sex between men as “gross”  and certain straight mens’ fears that if anything enters the butthole besides a doctor’s gloved fingers, they will suddenly be volunteering as the target face at a bukkake party. It’s just another way of denigrating one of our sexual behaviors. Cuz’ straight people NEVER have anal sex.

And yeah, “fudge.” Do we HAVE to explain to people about enemas, douching, making sure everything is tidy before the main event to people? No. When asked,  I certainly didn’t. Christ, it’s hard enough writing this post. I merely stated “you go in clean” and that was that.

Thoughts?

– J. Harvey

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151 thoughts on “Gay Terms We Hate: Fudgepacker

  1. I, too find this particular phrase disgusting.  I remember the first time I ever heard the term “fudge” used in this context.  A friend, I had then recently re-connected with after some years, was telling me about a date he went on.  He said they had done some serious making out and oral but “he didn’t give the guy any fudge.”  I did the old Tim Allen questioning monkey face and he looked annoyed and said “he didn’t fuck me”  OOOHH  EEWW.  That was the nastiest phrase I had heard until it was replaced with DIRTY SANCHEZ 
    Please excuse me while I go and weep for our culture.

  2. I hate the phrase “busting a nut.” it just sounds like something a fat creepy old man would say to sound cool and nonchalant.

  3. If  there’s a hint of “fudge” there will be NO packing going on 😉  So, if it’s not clean enough to eat then it’s not good enough to fuck ;-)~  YUCK !

  4. None of the phrases (cum-dump, cum-whore, fudge-packer) bother me at all, and I use them myself. And apparently those terms don’t bother anyone else too badly or there would have been more comments on here. As far as I’m concerned, they quite adequately describe a person or an action. What I CANNOT stand is an 18+ year male old using the term “boi” in any way, shape, or form. I’ve seen some pictures in an ad  that caught my eye, and then the word “boi” is scattered throughout the ad. As I remember, the term was “boi-pussy” that was used.That was it for that ad. Number one, anyone over 18 should NOT be a “boi”. You’re either old enough to be a man or you shouldn’t be allowed to read adult sex ads. And males do not have PUSSIES! They either have a dick or ass.

  5. Add “busting a nutt” to the terms that I regularly use and like also.  I guess I can take (and use) most of the  “dirty, nasty” terms that straight/bi/gay men use unless it has the words “boi” or “pussy” in them. We’re the  male sex, damn it, act like it, not some sissified bitch.

  6. ok can i submit a suggestion for next gay terms we hate post “FAGGOTRY” its in the dictionary and everything and i haaaaaaaaate that shit i mean come one now really

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