Gay Sex = Swine Flu

Gay Pig, Swin Flu, Gay sex

Every day I wake up in the morning thankful that I can legally fuck another man in the ass. Unfortunately, the men of Malaysia aren't so lucky. Not only is gay sex illegal in their country, but it also leads to contracting swine flu. At least that's what one state-run news agency is telling citizens…

According to Dr. V. M. Palaniappan, gay sex "caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacidised." But what about heterosexual sex? Doesn't that cause friction too? Apparently not, considering the government news agency is telling people that "normal sexual union between members of the opposite sex [is] absolutely safe." Well… that just makes perfect sense, eh?

– Dewitt

373 thoughts on “Gay Sex = Swine Flu

  1. That is sad. What is even more sad is the idea that some Malaysians may be sheltered/brainwashed enough to actually believe it.
    I don’t know what I’d do if I lived in a country where the political leaders allowed their religious beliefs to influence the laws they imposed on its citizens. Oh, wait…

  2. O.o
    WTF!!!
    This takes me back to
    ” If you hang around gay people,you’ll turn gay; the same way that you go tall around tall people”

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