Gay Sex For Dummies

It’s funny that the creator of “The Straight Girl’s Guide to Gay Sex” thinks that hetero ladies are the only ones fascinated with our bedroom activities. I mean, do you know how often I have to explain the appeal of rimjobs to straight dudes? They’re obsessed with the concept of butt-licking! This would be great if it ever led to some outlandish gay porn fantasy scenario—“Why don’t you bend over and let me show you how good it feels?”—but that’s never once happened in my tenure as a Rimjob Jedi.

As a general rule, every single person who identifies as heterosexual, regardless of their gender, should be forced to watch this video and stop asking us dumb questions. It’d make my life so much easier… Like, do I sit around and ask you questions about cunnylingus? Nope!

(The answer is actually “yes”. Vaginas are weird, and I have a lot of questions.)

– Dewitt

Watch the video below and tell us what you think:

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