Gay Ass Gossip: Zac Efron Wants You To Know He Fucks

ITEM – This was the most staged incident of staged incidents. Sexy ass twink and Home Depot shopper Zac Efron rolled up at the premiere of Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax and “accidentally” let a condom wrapper fall out of his jacket. Cindy Lou Who is nowhere near amused, slut. It’s ok, I’m giving his hot ass the side-eye as well. There is so much fakery and fuckery going on in this stunt, that I don’t think I need to comment. Except to say that it was reportedly a magnum size wrapper. Let’s look at Zac for a quick sec. Magnum? Eh..

– J. Harvey

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