Gay Ass Gossip: Tom Hardy (That’s All We Have To Type)

ITEM – You get arrested for jerking off on a movie poster in the theater lobby right? Fascists. It’s not like there’s not plexiglass over it. Here’s the poster for Tom Hardy’s new movie Warrior. We were going to save it for “Trailer Trash” on Monday, but it’s just too fucking hot. Tom’s co-star Joel Edgerton isn’t exactly Average Joe, either. They play brothers who end up facing off in some UFC championship deal. Guys beating the shit out of each other can be sexy at first, when they’re shirtless and circling each other in shorts. When the sweat starts flying as they grapple with each other is also sexy. I just tend to hit fast forward when eyes swell up and people are spitting blood in buckets. Wow, this post took a turn.

– J. Harvey

For more pics of Tom Hardy in Warrior (and the trailer), Follow the JUMP:

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ITEM – Do any of you watch the reboot of 90210? Yeah, me neither. 90210 to me will always be Brenda Walsh’s whiny anger, Kelly Taylor trapped in a fire with a lesbian, and Jim and Cindy Walsh being absolutely ineffective as parents. These hair models on the new CW version are just not 90210. BUT if you are a fan of the show, you should know that they’re writing the token gay Teddy (Trevor Donovan) out. Which means they’re writing the token gay’s boyfriend Marco (played by actor Freddy Smith, above) out as well. Don’t cry for Freddie, though. He’s going to be the lead in a new gay storyline on NBC’s long-running soap Days of Our Lives. Granted, it’s not as hot as when Marlena was possessed by Satan, but the more gay on TV the better. It’s the first gay storyline DOOL has ever had and if you think they’re pulling out all the stops so they don’t get cancelled, well, if you were a horse, I’d be at the betting window right now.

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ITEM – True Blood is reportedly taking a straight character this upcoming season and putting them in a gay relationship.

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With my luck, it will be fucking Tara. Ugh.

15 thoughts on “Gay Ass Gossip: Tom Hardy (That’s All We Have To Type)

  1. That’s too bad about the Teddy/Marco storyline getting written off 90210.  Although the show is normally a trainwreck of bad writing and even worse acting, the scenes of Teddy coming out and interacting with his first boyfriend Kyle led to some very nice moments.  I was looking forward to some interesting couple-type storylines where the couple involved just happened to be gay, but I guess once the coming out story arc has played out, the gay characters have outlived their usefulness.  I am sure DOOL will be no different.  *Sigh*

  2. OH !  I bet it will be Arlene and that new waitress with the weird looking eyes .  UGH ….

  3. Joe Manganiello and Tom Hardy. I can die very happy right now. Alcide is gonna be part of the love storyline with Sookie, Bill and Eric. Looking forward to the new season of True Blood with the evil witches taking over Bon Temps.

  4. well hello Freddy Smith!! Too bad you and Teddy have been written out! Would have been nice to see something come of it. I guess the writers of 90210 could not do anything creative…what a shame.

  5. Re: True Blood. 
    Of course it’ll be Tara. She’s the only one that logically makes sense. Look at what she’s gone through with men so far. Maybe she’ll find herself a nice Witch Bitch and build a home. 

  6. I actually think that the new True Blood gay relationship will have to do with either  Sam Merlotte or Eric Northman.  Eric has already shown us that he goes either way…as vampires do.  And there was one brief scene in one of last year’s episodes with  Sam that made you think he might be attracted to guys, too.  Personally speaking, I was hoping for something a bit kinky like Sam becoming an alpha male  shape-shifter over his little brother Tommy, but I don’t think Tommy would go for that sort of incestuous relationship. 

  7. It won’t be Eric,…..^_^ if u read the books you’ll know why. too many gay characters if u ask me……..O.o we don’t need another gay character we need Quinn

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