Gay Ass Gossip: They Killed Off All My Children Today

ITEM – After  41 years on the air, ABC’s All My Children aired its last episode today. Supposedly it’s going to continue as an online web series but do we really think that’s going to succeed? The show was most famous for having spawned one of the greatest divas in pop culture history – Ms. Erica Kane. Played by Susan Lucci, Erica was the original “not the bitch you mess with” and arguably the most famous character in soap opera history besides Luke & Laura. She represented riches, fame, money, glamour,was married ELEVEN times on the show and lived to slap a bitch!

AMC was also famous for being one of the first soaps to tackles subjects like homosexuality, AIDS, abortion, child abuse and other hot button issues. Besides that, it had a lot of hot dudes on it like Josh Duhamel, Cameron Matheson, Colin Egglesfield, and Jacob Young. So long Erica and Co., our nanas will miss you.

– J. Harvey

More “Gay Ass Gossip” after the JUMP!

ITEM – Jonah Hill told Jimmy Fallon that Matthew Morrison from Glee bullied him. Jonah Hill is a repulsive asshole (both pre and post lapband) on the regular, but we CAN NOT disregard claims of being bullied.

“This publicity woman is giving us these instructions and no one is paying attention. And Zooey (Deschanel) starts talking to me. And I’m, like, whatever I don’t want to get in trouble or anything like that. And she keeps talking to me, and the woman goes, ‘Jonah, please be quiet while I’m talking.’ This guy (Matthew Morrison) piggybacks this woman calling me out. I’ve never met this guy before in my entire life. He goes, ‘Yeah Jonah, can’t you stop talking for one second?’ And everyone laughed at me! I wasn’t even talking to anybody!
So, I’ve already got in my head that I don’t like this guy. I’m sure he’s a good human being but you don’t throw a dude under the bus that’s just sitting there being quiet… He bullied me. He’s a big timer on Fox, I’ve got stars in my eyes and he’s been to the dance before, I’m just some movie guy trying to make it in that world.

Cut to a couple weeks later… and I see this guy, Matthew Morrison, and he’s talking to one of the Gossip Girl guys, Chace Crawford… I go, ‘They don’t see me, I’m gonna get some scoop, I’m gonna call this dude out, I’m gonna like bust up his conversation.’ And I wander up behind these two guys and I’m eavesdropping and I can’t really hear what’s going on and then I hear, ‘Something, something, something… Jonah Hill.’ And then they both start laughing! And so I’m the punchline in this guy’s joke? He doesn’t even know I’m at this party. What is his deal?”

Wow, what an incredibly boring story. To be honest, the first part sounds like Matthew was just kidding around. And the second sounds like someone shouldn’t have been eavesdropping. Nevertheless, everyone in Hollywood is a douchebag so I feel nothing inside for any of them.

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ITEM – The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo already looked amazing, now with this new trailer it looks like the greatest movie ever made. Rooney Mara looks fierce as fuck. The only way it could be better is if there’s a scene in which Daniel Craig‘s character tests buttplugs.

13 thoughts on “Gay Ass Gossip: They Killed Off All My Children Today

  1. Well, if there were any question as to whose team Matthew Morrison plays for, I think that photo answers it.  Unfortunately, it’s ours.

    Can we trade him for hot-as-fuck Cameron Matheson (above)?  We’ll throw in some cash and a future draft pick if necessary.

  2. the new dragon tattoo movie is going to fail in comparison to the original swedish version of it…no matter how hot daniel craig is (which for the record…he’s not)

  3. is that the same girl who played Lisbeth in the German (I think it’s German, don’t quote me though) version of the film? they look alike

  4. I never thought that there’d be a day where all of the daytime soap operas were off the air… there’s like only 2 left right???

  5. Now that AMC is off the air, there are five left.  OLTL ends in January.  That will leave GH, B&B, Y&R, and Days.

  6. I haven’t watched the last episode yet, but I can’t believe All My Children is over.
    I’m curious as well if it will survive online.
    Susan Lucci isn’t returning once they continue it online.
    I have to see it to see if they wrapped it up and did a cliffhanger.
    If anyone watched it feel free to give me highlights/spoil.

  7. watched last episode of AMC, involved whole cast at a party, with various announcements of engagements, new pregnancies, Angie getting her eyesight back! and a cliffhanger shooting!!!
     
    the clue to the shooting is a twist on “Who Shot J.R.?, with JR doing the shootin’ this time!!  No idea who took the silver bullet??  Erica, Adam, Tad… Bueller?  LOL
     
    so sad to see the end of AMC, have to thank my late grandmother who introduced me to the show back in early 1970’s (yes, I’m an older gay man, and proud of it!), when the cast included Erica, Tara and Philip…
     
    goodbye Pine Valley  🙁 
    hello “The Chew”  🙁     what the HELL is ABC thinking???
     

  8. I have not watched All My Children in years but I did manage 2 catch like the last 10 minutes  Erica tells Walt Willy character ( I think his name is Jack ) that she want him 2 come with 2 California and that she needs him in her life , Jack basically pulls a Rex Butler on her and said frankly Erica I don’t give dam about your needs . Erica make a move towards Jack ( there appears  2 be some guy off 2 the side with a gun ) a shot is fired and the screen fades 2 black …

  9. @Christopher07: ABC is thinking $$$. Why pay for a big cast and script writers when you can throw a few low grade fame whores on a set and let them yank away for an hour and get the same rating? If we want quality daytime TV (Yes, I know that sounds like an oxymoron.) stay away from the Chew. Sometimes it does work. Look at the Jay Leno Show at NBC 10PM time slot.

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