ITEM – Because when Trouty Mouth wants to assfuck in the shower, you DO IT. Creator Ryan Murphy is pushing all the boundaries he can this season on Glee to boost flagging ratings. Whereas the gay themes on the show in past seasons have mainly been about acceptance, this season will be all about gay sexuality according to Murphy.
“I really pushed hard, so to speak, for this new storyline in which Sam (Chord Overstreet) discovers he’s gay and in total and complete lust with Blaine (Darren Criss). Note I said ‘lust’ and not ‘love.’ Their relationship is completely based around sex. I fought hard, much like Sam’s penis does with Blaine’s butthole, to get that shower scene past censors,” Murphy told no one seeing as I’m making all of this up so I could post that awesome (and far too tiny) GIF.
What does this mean for Blaine’s boyfriend, Chris Colfer’s character Kurt?
Murphy says that Kurt turns to his step-brother Finn (Cory Monteith) for solace when he finds out that Blaine’s ass has hooked Trouty Mouth in the McKinley High School showers.
“I’m trying to get another scene done in which Finn lets Kurt give him a brojob. Cross your fingers.”
This is fucking amazing. Check out the gif from the scene. I need to start watching Glee again.
– J. Harvey
For more shots of Chord Overstreet and Darren Criss’ characters slowly falling in lust on this season’s Glee, Follow the BREAK!
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ITEM – Shonda Rhimes, the creator and head writer of Grey’s Anatomy, is deeply stupid. Why? She fired the hottest actor on her show. Spoiler alert – the season premiere of Grey’s this past week featured Eric Dane’s Dr. McSteamy character being taken off life support after last season’s horrifying plane crash. Ok, actually – she’s fine. That show has its moments but damn, he really was the hottest one. Alex is ok, but he’s kinda short. McSteamy was like a sexy greyhound. Or a sexy GREAT DANE. You saw that coming. R.I.P. McSteamy.
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ITEM – I wanted to see the new James Bond film Skyfall before. EW posted this pic. Now I REALLY want to see it. Hi, Daniel Craig with no shirt on! Needs more dick, though.
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This Blaine trouty mouth thing is for real?!?!?!
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This Blaine trouty mouth thing is for real?!?!?!
Not that I am not enjoying the gif file but what has this show turned into? Queer As Folks now? Last night when they were doing Kurt’s story line with SJP I thought I was watching Ugly Betty ..
They def. know who their audience is. I think by now they’re intentionally making GIF-able moments b/c they know half of Tumblr is made up of teenage girls and the other half is gay men. The girls make gifs of the guys they like to ship and the gays repost said gifs to perv on. It’s a dirty dirty cycle.
Daniel Craig needs more chest hair, then he’d be perfect
That GIF, while insanely hot, is not real. Do you really think they would show Blaine and Sam fucking in the shower, when they have only showed Blaine and Kurt kiss, like twice? Seriously.
As for Eric Dane, he wasn’t fired from the show. He wanted to leave, so Shonda Rhimes honored his wish. She loved Dane and the character of Mark, which is why the premiere was kind of a love letter to Sloane.
I fucking hate you. I want that to be real so bad. I’d even start watching glee again…
Hurray, finally they’re going to put Trouty Mouth’s lips to good use. Those bad boys were created to suck cock. And then there is the matter of his rocking bod which he displayed TWICE on the show this week. Way to upgrade, Blaine!
Awesome gif. If only it was true. This is the kinder storyline Glee needs. Maybe you should write for them. I would watch every episode. Can’t wait for more:-D
Eric Danes was more interesting when he was coked out in that video with Rebecca Gayheart walking around naked.
Eric Danes was more interesting when he was coked out in that video with Rebecca Gayheart walking around naked.
Eric Danes was more interesting when he was coked out in that video with Rebecca Gayheart walking around naked.
Hot damn! Daniel Craig is one sexy bugger without a shirt on.
I have sat right next to Eric Dane, shirt slightly up, underwear showing above jeans, but not quite a crack show. He is hot, but seems shorter and smaller than on TV.
The one time on this blog that I didn’t mind a reader telling me they fucking hated me.
Feel free to petition Ryan Murphy. Unfortunately, I’d probably kill off the majority of the characters and replace them with actors from gay porn.
No. 🙁