Gay Ass Gossip: Prince Harry’s Beard

ITEM And we don’t mean his girlfriend! The hottest redhead on the planet—okay, second hottest—has grown a fiery ginge beard that is going to feel so good scrubbing my butt cheeks. Prince Harry trekked to the Arctic for Walking with the Wounded and had to grow some facial hair to keep his gorgeous face warm. The sexy didn’t end there, because he was accompanied by True Blood‘s Alexander Skarsgård. Can you imagine the possibilities if those two got lonely in their shared igloo? An icy Nordic cocksman fucking a fiery British rocketcrotch. Unf.

– J. Harvey

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P&G & Wal-Mart "Tribute to American Legends of the Ice"

ITEM Olympic iceskating champion Brian Boitano came out. We need a name for that feeling you get when you thought someone was already out and they come out. Any suggestions?

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ITEM Ben Foster is one of those cute actors that is in a bunch of stuff but hasn’t achieved name-brand status. He probably will now because he’s marrying Sean Penn’s ex of 20 years, the very talented actress Robin Wright-Penn. That’s an attractive May-December hetero couple. That’s a lot of blond. Foster played Claire’s closeted gay artist boyfriend on Six Feet Under. Unfortch, it was just a role. So many men can’t pull off a pair of X-Men wings, but this guy can.

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11 thoughts on “Gay Ass Gossip: Prince Harry’s Beard

  1. i have the feeling someone’s making vocabulary history. this could be the new “bootylicious” or “selfie.” you go, glen coco!

  2. Re: that feeling you get when you thought someone was already out and……

    What about “Duhhh!…”

    It summs up exactly how I feel in those cases…

  3. I thought I;d never heard of or seen Ben Foster when it was announced he’s playing Lance Armstrong:in an upcoming movie. Being the cure blond that he is, I had to look him up. I then realized I’ve seen him in tons of stuff.

    http://usm.ag/1fUBF63

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