Two of the heads of the gay Cosa Nostra have joined forces to vacation. Neil Patrick Harris, his dude David Burtka, and their twin babies are currently luxuriating on Elton John and husband David Furnish’s yacht in St. Tropez. Ok, let’s be real – it’s Elton’s boat. These four are pretty wholesome so it’s doubtful that Davids were swapped. We’ve said it before and we’ll type it again – Doogie is a hot piece of ass. He may have a slight dorkiness to him, but he’s in on the joke and he probably fucks like a beast.
These two couldn’t be anymore photogenic. It’s like they’re painted.
– J. Harvey
Photo credit: DListed
For more pics of NPH and his nipples, Follow the JUMP:
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That’s Johnny Simmons. He’s 25. Really. You might recognize him from Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (unless I’m the only nerd who saw it). He’s currently filming a flick with Hermione Granger (aka Emma Watson), and the whispers are that they’re a couple. Here’s the proof:
Yeah, they went for a walk. Ohmygod, gossip is so stupid. I admit it. Johnny made “Gay Ass Gossip” because some of you out there might like them young-looking. And wet. Ok, I’m on to the next item…*nervous*
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Sean Avery is the pro hockey player whom we’ve always liked because he’s very gay friendly and a big ole’ fashion queen. He doesn’t give a fuck if you think he’s some sort of sissy, because he knows how to dress!
What we don’t appreciate is if he actually DID assault a police officer. People sez that cops showed up to his LA home early this morning on a noise complaint. Avery allegedly got handsy after refusing to turn down his stereo. Ugh, he was doing so well, too. If he’s just another asshole sports celebrity, there’s going to be tears aflowin’ down at my Sean Avery/Vogue magazine shrine. Damn.
Neil Patrick Harris is famous for two things: being gay and having a child by aritificial means Big Whoop.
NPH is a fucking hottie and that first picture after the “jump” (where is there an actual jump?) is invoking naughty thoughts.
No. NPH is famous for having played Doogie Howser among many other memorable TV and Broadway roles!
Nothing at all wrong with NPH… except that ugly brown bathing suit. Either don’t bother (you’re in St. Tropez, after all) or find another color… and preferably something much smaller.
The brown bathing suit is atrocious.
I fantasize about having a threeway with NPH and David B all the time…
I don’t care that NPH plays a straight character on TV. As long as it involves lots of shots of him running around in his underwear or tied to a headboard in his underwear that I cause pause my DVD on and fap to, he can pretend to screw whomever he likes. I’m good!
NPH is SOOOOO SEXYY OMGGG MORE MORE MORE
NPH is a great actor who can dance & sing and don’t let me leave off playing a STR8 guy on t.v. frpm his repertoire……
NPH is stunning …
Ill agree NPH is a hot piece and so is his man. But the thing that bothers me is how petty FAGS have to make comments like Sir Elton’s boat and not his and his husband Imean really? So spiteful bitter ungreatful unloving mean bitches u r .. get over yourself and this is precisely another good reason str8’s will not allow us to marry even married we still segregate our selves marriage means 1!!!!!!!
After viewing those ugly brown shorts, I volunteer to be NPH’s bathing suit stylist!
NPH’s head it too big, his face is too small and he has easter island forehead. good body tho