Gay Ass Gossip: Let’s Consider Taylor Kitsch

ITEM – Those endless ads for the John Carter flick have been dominating television lately. And the only thing eye-catching about them is former Friday Night Lights actor Taylor Kitsch as the title character.  Who gives a shit about CGI Mars? We do when there’s a nummy guy in a loincloth running around and wagging his sword. More sexy pics of Kitsch pics after the break!

– J. Harvey

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ITEM – All that kneeling and genuflecting has paid off for NFL superstar Tim Tebow. He reportedly went on a date with the equally wholesome country star Taylor Swift. What you can’t see right now is me miming sticking my finger down my throat. You know the two of them think that they would be the ones Jesus would select for the ark, right? He’s somewhat irritating (but hot), and her fakery face when she got the standing “O” at the Grammys this year was the opposite of cute. That being said, they’d probably have attractive children. Unless that saying is true and two beauties make an ugly. In that case, at least the kid will have money.

Or, she could very well just be a celebrity beard.

18 thoughts on “Gay Ass Gossip: Let’s Consider Taylor Kitsch

  1. Yeah, kind of can’t believe family friendly Disney is showing off that much Kitsch flesh, but I’m willing to pony up my money.  I hope he gets a film soon that lets him show off his acting chops to the same degree.  He was pretty great on FNL.

  2. I’ve had a theory for YEARS that Taylor Swift is just used as a beard. . .Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas, Zac Efron(?). . .etc. 

  3. i really must have missed the boat on tim tebow, but his face looks like a FOOT!  he’s not cute.

  4. Taylor looks best with no clothes on. Has anyone seen the movie ‘Shame’ with Michael Fassbender? I heard, it’s a good movie. Michael Fassbender has a huge cock. I seen his cock in his pants in the X men and he’s packing. I heard he does full frontal nudity in the movie ‘Shame’.

  5. I agree….Tebow has that pinched face look of a prick….all that religious pious BS can’t hide that…..

  6. I guess this film “John Carter” has gotten some negative press already, but personally, I can’t wait ti see it and have been a fan of Taylor Kitsch since “Friday Night Lights,” a show I seriously miss.

  7. If I were an interviewer, I’d ask Taylor Swift just one question: “How have you managed to fool millions of people into thinking you have talent? Your lyrics are banal and unimaginative and, by the way–you don’t play a banjo like a guitar. YOU PICK IT, BITCH, YOU DON’T STRUM IT!!!”

  8. He is becoming the biggest A-list star he is not only in John Carter, but also Battleship and he looks hotter in Battleship.

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