Gay Ass Gossip: Latest “Twilight” Flick So Bad It Might Kill You

If there’s one celebrity hunk our Manhunt Daily readers cream their jeans (what an 80s way to say it), it’s Twilight‘s Taylor Lautner. There’s actually a manager here at Manhunt who is so in love with him that he’s taken Tayler’s last name in marriage on his Facebook. The cops haven’t shown up yet, but we’re all waiting. Now that Breaking Dawn is out, we needed an excuse to post a pic of Taylor from the premiere. What better way than relaying a bit from TMZ in which two men have reported the movie caused them to have seizures. A giant piece of shit coming at you will do that.

Two men (one somewhere in Utah, and the other in Sacramento, CA) have reported that they had a seizure during the “graphic birthing scene” in the flick. Medical sources are blaming it on photosensitive epilepsy. I’m blaming it on a dumbass movie, bad acting, bad writing, etc.

In Taylor’s defense, he wasn’t signaled out as the cause of the medical emergency. Although he is known to cause hard-ons. Man, he looks good in a suit.

– J. Harvey

407 thoughts on “Gay Ass Gossip: Latest “Twilight” Flick So Bad It Might Kill You

  1. no lie, a girl fainted at the movies right in front of me at that point!! she was walking out of the theater like half way thru that scene and just collapsed, crazy.

  2. I think it’s supposed to be singled out not signaled out. And Taylor is misspelled in the body of the post. I realize it’s Black Friday, but a post-food coma shopping frenzy doesn’t excuse failing to read through a post once before submitting it.

  3. I was about to comment on that (though not as witty).
    It seems they banged this out (possibly like their hook-up) too fast and ended up looking dumb.

  4. I think he is so girly, he should be hanging out with that kid from Glee, both should go shopping together…. I do not have a problem with that at all, I think everyone should be free to express themselves however they want to, but why is Taylor a sex symbol and Curt not? they sound so similar, if u close ur eyes…

  5. Taylor Lautner is hot, only when shirtless and from the neck down. He does have dick sucking lips, i’ll give him that.

  6. i don’t get his hunky status.  his nose is just too wide, and that’s not a racial slur, just a fact.  and hes’ itty bitty, like 5’5″ or something.  bleech

  7. according to google, anything shorter than 4’10” is legally considered a midget.  i think a better comparison for him is to a  tall horse jockey.  better?  🙂

  8. Well I went to see it last night because it’s a slow week for movies. It really could have used more near nude scenes of Edward (and by near nude, of course I mean total full frontal nudity) because, well…yawn.

  9. That’s exactly what I did. It’s what happens when I write Gay Ass Gossip way too quickly. My bad, guys.

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